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#161 Kinky

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 11:41 AM

KMETIJA SLAVNIH

Udeleženci:

1. Goran Breščanski (član skupine Sausages)

2. La Toya (prava slovenska pornozvezda) bruh.gif

3. Maja Prašnikar (nekdanja članica Popstars, Unique, danes samostojna pevka) bruh.gif bruh.gif

4. Artur Štern (doktor bioloških znanosti, magister medicinskih ved, doktor veterine, diplomant mednarodnega kurza mirovnih študij, metabiolog, avtor desetine knjig, romanov, poezije, esejev ...) blink.gif

5. Fredi Miler (pevec z zapeljivo enojno obrvjo, zelenim brezrokavnikom in elektrobugi plesom) thumbup.gif

6. Suzana Jakšič (najbolj razvpita zvezda slovenskega Big Brotherja) bruh.gif

7. Marijan Novina (glasbenik, ambasador raznolikosti, dobrodelnik)

8. Salome (diva in usodna ženska) blink.gif

9. Miki Bubulj (igralec, režiser in stand up komik)

10. Alenka Sivka (prva dama seksologije med slovenskimi novinarkami.


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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#162 Hevea

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 11:42 AM

O bog se nas usmili blink.gif
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#163 Kinky

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 11:42 AM

Sva enakih misli. cry.gif
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#164 Adriane

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 01:43 PM

Suzana je prav patetična s tem njenim krikom na pomoč.

Ne vem, kaj si naj mislim drugače o celotni zadevi. Najbolje nič. Škoda možganskih celic.
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#165 Kalypso

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 02:17 PM

Samo Murko še manjka, pa bi imeli pravi cirkus. down.gif Ok, pa saj bo tudi brez njega cirkus, pač z eno opico manj.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 02:59 PM

Hja, za ta dreck pa je denar, a?




Trezen že ne moreš tega gledat. mellow.gif
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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When you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth.


#167 Christianne

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 06:18 PM

Potem boste pa vsi vseeno gledli tongue.gif wink.gif
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 06:26 PM

Halo, ni Murkota, ne bom gledala down.gif Zakaj jih pol niti ne poznam? La Toya thumbup.gif A je katera gledala njen pornič? Smešnica laugh.gif Ko Janezu odpne hlače: Nekaj pa imaš, nekaj malega. Priceless.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:11 PM

QUOTE(Kinky @ 5. 8. 2009 - 10:41) View Post

2. La Toya (prava slovenska pornozvezda) bruh.gif


Prva, pff! rolleyes.gif O imenu ne bi. huh.gif



Murkeca pa ne bo, ker pripravlja nove uspešnice, can`t wait. woot.gif


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Posted 05 August 2009 - 10:03 PM




Vsaj razkazovanje je zagarantirano. woot.gif
Vse te bi jaz strpala v mentalno ustanovo.

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 08:44 AM

Ma naj naredijo naslednji reality PSIHIATRIČNA BOLNIŠNICA, vsaj avdicij ne bo potrebno imeti. woot.gif butl.gif


Sicer je pa to za naše estradnike odlična priložnost samopromocije, pa še nekaj keša bodo pokasirali, kaj hočeš lepšega?
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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When you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth.


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Posted 06 August 2009 - 10:46 AM

navijala bom za strica Arturja. laugh.gif
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“… People are rivers, always ready to move from one state of being into another. It is not fair, to treat people as if they are finished beings. Everyone is always becoming and unbecoming.” (Kathleen Winter: Annabel.)

 

Point of view is everything.(Kathleen Winter: Annabel.)


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Posted 06 August 2009 - 11:04 AM

Super, končno bo svoje škornje lahko uporabil. ermm.gif


Meni je on anti, pa KAJ MU JE TEGA TREBA????????????????????????
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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When you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth.


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Posted 06 August 2009 - 11:06 AM

To je žalitev za psihiatrične in podobne ustanove, prosim laugh.gif
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 11:23 AM

Sad but tr00. laugh.gif
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#176 Christianne

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 06:32 PM

QUOTE(Podgana @ 5. 8. 2009 - 19:26) View Post

La Toya thumbup.gif A je katera gledala njen pornič? Smešnica laugh.gif Ko Janezu odpne hlače: Nekaj pa imaš, nekaj malega. Priceless.

Jaaa laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif ma za crknit res tisti njen pornič biggrin.gif
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#177 Sarah

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 09:48 PM

Wow Wow Wow! laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Cosa vuoi che ti scriva?
Cosa vuoi che ti dica?
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 09:57 PM

Vsi omenjeni so prvoklasni debili, sploh Štern mi gre hudo na kuratz, tak sluzast prasec mi deluje. Da sploh ne omenjam LaToye, Suzane in podobnih bolnikov. Nisem gledala do zdej niti enega reality showa, ampak tega po vsej verjetnosti bom, vsaj par epizod. Enostavno hočem videt, kak se bojo smešli pred celo Slovenijo. Čeprav ponavadi me je pri takih stvareh preveč sram (v njihovem imenu) in mi je prav nelagodno gledat, zato tudi prejšnjih reality zadev nisem gledala. Za Alenko Sivka si ne bi misla, da bo kej takega sprejela. Sej ne da jo poznam osebno, ampak berem včas njeno kolumno in se mi je nekako dozdevalo, da ima gospa malo več soli v glavi. Well, očitno sem se zmotla. Mi je pa žal, da ne bo lepega Damjana. Sem pričakovala, da se bom vsaj na njegov račun pošteno nasmejala. Očitno zasluži dovolj s kelnarjenjem oziroma prodajanjem pice in peciva v lokalu sredi Maribora.
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Ljubezen ni odraz enega samega dogodka, enega samega pogleda ali dotika. Ljubezen se v človeka prikrade počasi in potiho ... in potem se enkrat enostavno zaveš, da imaš nekoga neskončno rad. Zaradi množice vseh njegovih dejanj, pogledov, besed, dotikov, čutenj ... ki ga delajo takšnega, kot je. Mogoče se tega zaveš medtem, ko misliš nanj in ga neskončno pogrešaš, ali pa ko ga pogledaš v oči in v njih najdeš vse, kar obožuješ.

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 12:41 AM

a murko kelnari?

a v svojem lokalu?

LOL
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 


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Posted 07 August 2009 - 07:56 AM

Ja, ne vem kaj je bilo, da Murko ni bil izbran, po moje je več kešice zahteval. Vem, da so tudi Iztoka Gartnerja vabili, pa je zavrnil, no, vsaj ta ima 2 možganski celici. biggrin.gif
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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