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#1481 Jinadaze

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 08:25 PM

QUOTE(tašika @ 8. 7. 2009 - 11:30) View Post
Kopalke v Calzedonii. Vsi spodnji deli so tako visoko rezani, da mam pol riti zunaj. Če bi htela met rit zunaj bi si kupla tangice!!! mad.gif


True. huh.gif Pa ne samo njihove. Druga skrajnost so pa boksarce, ki ti rit spremenijo v pravokotnik, in dodajo 8 kil. rolleyes.gif


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Posted 08 July 2009 - 08:37 PM

Ko jem čips in se mi vse na zobe zalima. evil.gif
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#1483 Jinadaze

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 08:55 PM



Boljše na zobe, kot na rit. laugh.gif

Jst bi tut. sad.gif


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Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:33 PM

haha, jina laugh.gif
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 


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Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:57 PM

Na KURAC mi grejo faking objestneži na cestah. Ej ta teden dobesedno vsak večer ko se vozim s šihta naletim na vsaj dva iber prepotentna.

To me tako razpizdi, prav pikice dobim pred oči.

Po frajersko vozit 50km nad omejitvijo, lepo vijugat med stožci (so lih pleskal oznake na tleh od obvoznice naprej), pa se folku limat na rit in prehitevat v škarjice.
Pol se pa napovedovalci na tvju čudijo od kod toliko smrtnih žrtev. Ziher jih nevidni leteči roza dinozavri pomečejo dol s ceste, folk sam s svojo objestno vožno že ni kriv.
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#1486 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:59 PM


^^ Pa VEDNO so modri angeli (LOL) na nepravih mestih. NIKOLI, ampak res NIKOLI jih ni nikjer v takih primerih.


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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#1487 rea

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 11:01 PM

to je ziher zarota laugh.gif
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 


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Posted 09 July 2009 - 01:04 PM

QUOTE(Jinadaze @ 8. 7. 2009 - 21:55) View Post

Boljše na zobe, kot na rit. laugh.gif

Jst bi tut. sad.gif

laugh.gif Oh to tudi.

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 03:04 PM

Svinje, ki ne znajo spustit vode na wc-ju, po tem ko opravijo potrebo. bruh.gif
Danes glih v službi naletela na tak ogaben prizor. bruh.gif
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 03:10 PM

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TAK FOLK DEJANSKO OBSTAJA?????????
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 03:12 PM

Žal obstaja. down.gif
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 03:15 PM

Mogoče je pa pozabu/pozabla biggrin.gif
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 03:24 PM

Ne ni mogla pozabit (je kar ona, ker je bil ženski wc wink.gif), ker ni bilo prvič. down.gif Samo danes še ni blo tak hudo. Zadnjič enkrat je blo vse razmazano po školjki. bruh.gif bruh.gif bruh.gif
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#1494 Jinadaze

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 04:16 PM



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Posted 09 July 2009 - 05:22 PM

QUOTE(Kinky @ 9. 7. 2009 - 16:10) View Post

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TAK FOLK DEJANSKO OBSTAJA?????????

Ja, itak. Na ženskih skretih sem jaz videla že svašta. Enkrat tudi drek IZVEN školjke, na tleh. Tole pacientko bi pa res rada videla. Vložke pa itak najdeš marsikje ... ženske so velikokrat precej večji prašiči, kot moški.
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 07:42 PM

Pol so zenski WCji na katerih lahko jes hrano s tal, mit? ohmy.gif
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:20 PM

A naj bi se ženski wcji šteli za čiste? No, to je pol vsekakor mit. Sicer, da bi bil drek izven školjke, tega res še nisem vidla, lol, ampak veliko svinjarijo pa že. In čisto verjetno se mi zdi, da tako svinjarijo za sabo pustijo tudi kakšne navidezno zelo "fine damice".
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:38 PM

QUOTE(Fluffy The Stud Eater @ 9. 7. 2009 - 18:22) View Post

Ja, itak. Na ženskih skretih sem jaz videla že svašta. Enkrat tudi drek IZVEN školjke, na tleh. Tole pacientko bi pa res rada videla. Vložke pa itak najdeš marsikje ... ženske so velikokrat precej večji prašiči, kot moški.



OBUP!!! Jst sm tud naletela že na svašta, pa zakaj to delajo, ne štekam hmm.gif ermm.gif
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#1499 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:32 PM

QUOTE(Piquet @ 9. 7. 2009 - 20:42) View Post

Pol so zenski WCji na katerih lahko jes hrano s tal, mit? ohmy.gif

Idi naključno po parih javnih ženskih skretih, pa se sam prepričaj. ;-)

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align:center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align:center;"> </p>

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 10:14 PM

Ma dobr javni wcji, ti me ne presenečajo. Si lahko predstavljam kak folk hodi tja, od junkijev, alkoholikov, do naklanih 15letnic, itd itd, valda da se jim fućka.

Česar jaz ne razumemmje to, da imaš wcje posrane in poscane v sicer čisto nobel ustanovah a la raznorazna podjetja, muzeji, galerije itd. To mi pa ni jasno sploh. Če kje vidim kaj takeg in imam šanso VEDNO napišem sporočilo. sleep.gif
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