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#121 DiLeMa

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Posted 08 February 2006 - 09:50 PM

Tako, kot se začne priimek našega najmanjšega pisatelja.

Kje na svetu lahko najdeš bledolično miš z nabrušenim bodalcem?
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Ljubezen ni odraz enega samega dogodka, enega samega pogleda ali dotika. Ljubezen se v človeka prikrade počasi in potiho ... in potem se enkrat enostavno zaveš, da imaš nekoga neskončno rad. Zaradi množice vseh njegovih dejanj, pogledov, besed, dotikov, čutenj ... ki ga delajo takšnega, kot je. Mogoče se tega zaveš medtem, ko misliš nanj in ga neskončno pogrešaš, ali pa ko ga pogledaš v oči in v njih najdeš vse, kar obožuješ.

#122 Emily

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 04:36 PM

v ljubljanski kotlini tongue.gif tongue.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

kdo je ustvaril zemljo?
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#123 lily

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 04:44 PM

Vesolci, ki jih ljudeki iščejo na Marsu laugh.gif

Zakaj ti v sobi raste trava?
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#124 Emily

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 04:49 PM

zato, ker mi noče koruza sad.gif

zakaj smo ljudje naivni?
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Yes, it can happen so quickly. Life as we know it can change in a blink of an eye. Unlikely friendships can blossom, important careers can be tossed aside, a long lost hope can be rekindled. Still, we should be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us. Because all too soon, the day will come when there are no changes left.


#125 cedevita

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 05:06 PM

Ker smo nastali iz naivnega dreka.

Zakaj je Einstein tako zelo rad bral knjigo Kam pa kam, mali ježek?
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#126 Emily

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 02:22 PM

zato, ker sm mu jst rekla takrat da mora:!: twisted.gif biggrin.gif


kako skuhaš torto?
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Yes, it can happen so quickly. Life as we know it can change in a blink of an eye. Unlikely friendships can blossom, important careers can be tossed aside, a long lost hope can be rekindled. Still, we should be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us. Because all too soon, the day will come when there are no changes left.


#127 Padme

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 02:48 PM

Zavreš vodo, daš notri pokošeno travo in pest prsti. Pomešaš, kuhaš še 3 ure, odcediš... in torta je tu.

Za kaj se uporablja sekira?
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#128 Emily

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 04:20 PM

zato, da moške z njo božaš med nogami biggrin.gif (kruta ampak fina tongue.gif )


zakaj se uporabla alkohol? rolleyes.gif twisted.gif
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Yes, it can happen so quickly. Life as we know it can change in a blink of an eye. Unlikely friendships can blossom, important careers can be tossed aside, a long lost hope can be rekindled. Still, we should be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us. Because all too soon, the day will come when there are no changes left.


#129 Anya

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Posted 11 February 2006 - 10:21 AM

Alkohol uporabljamo da se zbistrimo, kadar se napijemo od kave, cocacole, soka...

Zakaj na postru u moji sobi zelena žaba z oranžnimi očmi je rozast cvet
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I`m just afraid my life won`t work that way.

#130 JAGODA

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Posted 11 February 2006 - 12:15 PM

Zarad tega ker je na vijoličaste cvete alergična.

Zakaj gre moder maček zelene barve v vijolično morje?
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#131 Emily

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Posted 11 February 2006 - 05:45 PM

zato, da bi postal oranžen s privdihom rozaste biggrin.gif

zakaj krave jejo meso?
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Yes, it can happen so quickly. Life as we know it can change in a blink of an eye. Unlikely friendships can blossom, important careers can be tossed aside, a long lost hope can be rekindled. Still, we should be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us. Because all too soon, the day will come when there are no changes left.


#132 cedevita

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Posted 11 February 2006 - 10:06 PM

Ker so vegetarjanke.

Zakaj se je moj maček od Britney Spears nalezil norosti?
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#133 Padme

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Posted 11 February 2006 - 11:35 PM

Ker ni uporabil kondoma.

Kdo je najlepši slovenski fantič?
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#134 kristy

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 11:07 AM

italjan Pedro Kusovski!
kje je bil včeraj moj stric ? blink.gif
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#135 Emily

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 11:57 AM

v ljubljanski kanalizaciji tongue.gif biggrin.gif

kje je bla pa moja tetka?
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Yes, it can happen so quickly. Life as we know it can change in a blink of an eye. Unlikely friendships can blossom, important careers can be tossed aside, a long lost hope can be rekindled. Still, we should be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us. Because all too soon, the day will come when there are no changes left.


#136 kristy

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 12:14 PM

pomagala mu je!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif

kako pa sta delo opravljala?? biggrin.gif
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#137 TASH

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 12:16 PM

Gledala sta njene zelene štumfe. biggrin.gif



Zakaj se rada kregam? twisted.gif biggrin.gif
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#138 kristy

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 12:23 PM

ker te to vzburja! tongue.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
kako je lahko meteor padel na rit? blink.gif
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A feeling passes between you both.
You're not alone.

#139 Emily

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 03:47 PM

to se pa nismo učili pr verouku laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

iz česa je nastal človek?
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Yes, it can happen so quickly. Life as we know it can change in a blink of an eye. Unlikely friendships can blossom, important careers can be tossed aside, a long lost hope can be rekindled. Still, we should be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us. Because all too soon, the day will come when there are no changes left.


#140 kristy

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 05:47 PM

nastal je iz ostanka črne luknje. biggrin.gif

kako je nastal telegram? blink.gif blink.gif
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It's often just enough to be with someone.
I don't need to touch them.
Not even talk.
A feeling passes between you both.
You're not alone.




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