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[Adriane]

^^ na vse tri!

[Nincha]

When someone says " I love you" and you don't feel the same, just say " I love youtube" really fast.

[Sarah]

[Nincha]

Opinions are like butts. Everyone has one and some are better than others.

[Nincha]

Pickup line: Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you

[Adriane]

[Kinky]

What Love means to a 4-8 year old...


Slow down for three minutes to read this...from the mouth of babes..


A group of professionals posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds ,

'What does love mean?'

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined


'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.'

Rebecca- age 8

'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'

Billy - age 4


'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.'

Karl - age 5


'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.'

Chrissy - age 6


'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'

Terri - age 4


'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'

Danny - age 7

'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that.
They look gross when they kiss'

Emily - age 8

'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents
And listen.'

Bobby - age 7


'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate , '

Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)


'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day.'

Noelle - age 7


'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'

Tommy - age 6


'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'

Cindy - age 8



'My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'

Clare - age 6

'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'

Elaine-age 5


'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford .'

Chris - age 7


'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'

Mary Ann - age 4


'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'

Lauren - age 4


'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.'(what an image)

Karen - age 7


'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross..'

Mark - age 6


'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'

Jessica - age 8
And the final one

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard , climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said ,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

[sajk]

ne vem, kaj mi je bilo zjutraj

Hevea, malo prejle ...

(gre za osebo, ki se zjutraj opoteka do kopalnice, danes pa je navsezgodaj vstala, da bi naredila nekaj. česar prejšnji dan ni - dala polnit elektronski slovar)

[Zlatolaska]

Fant: kaj si te tak zrihtana
jaz: kaj sem zrihtana, ce nisem niti namazana
fant: ja pa nisem mislo vizualno

Wtf? Ob takih se res vprasam o njegovi inteligenci.

[Jinadaze]

[Fluffy The Stud Eater]

Fant ima pravo zakladnico čudnih besed. Zadnjič je namesto 'strahopeten', ipd. uporabil
besedo STRAHOŽLJIV. o.O

[Matilda]

Mene je bivši zadnjič nekaj spraševal, kako kaj v ljubezni, če mi je kdo všeč, ipd.;
Sem rekla, da ne iščem tipa, vsaj ne nič resnega.
Potem pa on: zakaj se pa potem tako rihtaš?

[Jinadaze]

Enako, sploh ne vem, od kod jih jemlje. XD

[Fluffy The Stud Eater]

Jaz sem mu rekla, da si bom besede začela zapisovat, ker sem jih nekaj žal pozabila,
pa je res velika izguba, ker so bile priceless.

[Jinadaze]

Bi bilo res fajn, cel slovar bi bil.
Najbolj smešno je to, da ko reče kaj takega v stavku, se mu sploh nič čudno ne zdi.
Potem pa: Kaj si rekel?
Ne vem.

[Fluffy The Stud Eater]

[TASH]

Hahaha moj ma tud take, se ful vidi da že dolgo ni živel v Sloveniji.

Jaz: Kje si se to urezu?
J: Bučki sem oklep rezu.

Al pa mi razlaga nek recept: Potem posekaš limono ... Mislu je da jo stisneš, wtf.
Pa zadnjič je hotel rečt da je preposlušal nek CD in pol kar ni našel prave besede in je blo doposlušal, presušal, prislušal ...

Enkrat sva se pa neki pričkala in ga neki zabijem, me hoče nazaj in prbije: Nauč se ti dihat skoz škrge. Sej ne da sva začela še isto sekundo oba na polno smejat.

Ful je še tega, sam se pozabila, na žalost.

[Jinadaze]

[Fluffy The Stud Eater]

Bučki sem oklep rezu.

[Parvinder]

Moj fant je zadnjič rekel balerinkam salonarke Pa Louboutinkam (kar se prebere Lubutan) je rekel Low Bootike