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#1181 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 07 August 2011 - 10:55 PM



Kar zvita domislica, kako nekoga fino prestrašiti. laugh.gif

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
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Posted 11 September 2011 - 10:50 PM

Babica me je prosila, če lahko v njenem imenu sodelujem v eni nagradni igri, v kateri je bilo potrebno poslati fotografijo spletene kite in napisati kje in kdaj je bila posneta (+ kdo je na njej).
Ker nisem imela nobene primerne fotke, sva s fantom slikala kitke kolegičine 3 letne hčerke in rekla, da bova napisala, da je to pač vnukinja.
Fant sprinta fotko, jo ves vesel dvigne v zrak in reče: "Evo! Po novem 'ma pa tvoja babi vnukinjo!" laugh.gif
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Posted 19 October 2011 - 05:32 PM

Danes je moj fant ravno zaščitno folijo limal na telefon (čist not padel) in ko sem ga nekaj čist osnovnega vprašala je čist panično rekel: "čaki zdej, ne morem razmišljat in delat obenem, nism ženska!" thumbup.gif Šele ko sem bruhnila v smeh je skapiral kaj je rekel in se začel nekaj popravljati laugh.gif
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#1184 Ancka Pomarancka

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 06:12 PM

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 11:18 AM

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 11:51 AM

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 12:00 PM

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 12:24 AM

Crknila bom. laugh.gif
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#1189 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 12:25 AM



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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#1190 Nincha

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 05:10 PM

Grouchy Rabbit:

Facebook is going to start making high school reunions really awkward. "John! I haven't seen you in ten years! Wow, what have you been up to since that nap you took at 3 o'clock this afternoon?"
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#1191 Nincha

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 03:05 PM

Ne vem, kam naj tole prilepim - najbolj resnično na svetu, hahahahaha. laugh.gif laugh.gif


Boy: Hey

Girl (To Herself): Omg..He Just Texted Me..
I Wonder What He Wants..Maybe
He Just Wanna Talk..Or He's Mad At Me,
But All He Said Was Hey..
I Should Just Answer Him,
Don't Want To Keep Him Waiting..
Well Maybe I'll Wait Another 3 Minutes
So He Thinks I'm Busy..No, Thats Too Obvious.
Could This Mean He's Into Me?
Or Is He Just Bored?
Either Way Is Fine,
I Mean I Don't Care If He Likes Me Back.
Who Said That I Even Liked Him? Huh..
I'm Gonna Text Back Now.
Should I Reply Hi Or Hey.
Hey With 3 Y's? No Thats Stupid. 2 Y's Work.
He Wont Know If I Did It On Purpose
Or If It Was Accidental.
Ok! I Got This.
Breathe In, Breathe Out.

Girl: Heyy =P
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After all this time?

Always.

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 01:16 AM

^^

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QUOTE(Podgana @ 29. 5. 2011 - 13:06) View Post

Tole je mami enkrat dobila napisano v spisu:

Ker je bilo še zgodaj, je Soča tekla še počasi.


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Ha ha Lady Gaga. : )) In highschool reunions. : ))
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Posted 06 November 2011 - 01:27 AM


Nincha KAJJ, to ful ni res (no vsaj za mene ne velja). biggrin.gif
Je pa najbrž za marsikatero res, mene prijateljica vedno sprašuje; naj napišem hei pa smajlija zraven? rolleyes.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 06 November 2011 - 01:30 AM

Ja ko se v takšnih situacijah pogovarjava s kolegico je točno identično, hahaha. Enkrat sem ji to prilepila na zid in je izbrisala, ker je rekla da je preveč resnično in jo je sram, da bi "Boy" to videl, lol. laugh.gif
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 09:38 AM

tale je takšna za princesko in njen poklic:



moj sosed (starost: 5 let) ima težave z izgovarjanjem črke R. predvsem se afna in je noče izgovorit, če ga kdo popravlja. in pred obiskom logopedinje ga je mamica masirala naj zvadita besedi odprto in zaprto. mali je non stop ponavljal odpjto, zapjto. na koncu je pa izjavil: "mami, bom rekel kar CLOSE, pa bo!" woot.gif idea.gif


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Posted 22 November 2011 - 10:20 AM

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:02 PM

moj ati je strasten mesojedec....in zadnjič nekaj premišljujem, če sem ga sploh kdaj videla, da bi jedel sadje
in ga vprašam:
JAZ: ati, ti sploh ješ kako sadje??
ATI(čist resen): ja, hrenovke
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#1198 Ancka Pomarancka

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:44 PM

Pogovor med mano in mami po MSN:
AP: od 24.7. pa do 21.11. sem porabila 9 kubikov plina smile.gif
mami: pa maš sploh plinski priključek, al se greješ na prdec?


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Posted 22 November 2011 - 12:59 PM

A to pomeni, da te ma mamai za tako škrtico, da ne kuriš plina. ermm.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 01:42 PM

ne, pomeni, da je moja mami faca laugh.gif
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