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Started by ananas , May 30 2005 04:36 PM

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#1141 Kinky

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 07:40 AM

the lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday,

I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

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#1142 Jinadaze

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 05:09 PM


jaz: J. (Piket) pride malo čez sedmo, da mi še nekaj na kompu zrihta.

foter: Kaj se to mene tiče?

jaz: Ja samo povem, saj vedno povem, preden pride.

foter: A J. pride? woot.gif A danes? Kdaj pa?


In na listek za v trgovino je napisal nudElci.
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#1143 Sarah

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 05:14 PM

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#1144 Neytiri

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 09:43 PM

če bi bil moj oči 10% tvojega, bi bla presrečna biggrin.gif
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#1145 Jinadaze

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:25 PM


^ Zna biti tak kolerik, da je joj (kar imam po njem).
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#1146 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:30 PM

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Pa tisto z enciklopedijo (in Piketom) je bilo tudi omfg, ahahaha.
Sem pozabila komentirati, pa sem zdaj kar tu omenila. Se že spet režim. XD

Naš foter je enkrat čebljal po telefonu in se pogovarjal o skupini Perpetuum Jazzile, pa
je imel manjši lapsus in rekel Perpetum Mobile. Jaz sem skoraj skup padla, prisežem. laugh.gif

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
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#1147 Jinadaze

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:33 PM


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Aha, Piket ima polno takih iz mladosti (LOL) na zalogi, najbolj smešno pa je, da njemu to sploh ni smešno. XD
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#1148 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:35 PM



QUOTE(Jinadaze @ 1. 11. 2010 - 23:33) View Post
najbolj smešno pa je, da njemu to sploh ni smešno. XD


TOTALNO pričakovano, zaradi česar je vse skup še toliko bolj smešno. IPB Image
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#1149 Jinadaze

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:41 PM


On zadnje čase napol v snu kar nekaj blebeta. Včeraj:

on: A smetarji jutri delajo?

jaz: Ne vem, zakaj?

on: Ob ponedeljkih odvažajo smeti pri nas.

jaz: Ne vem, praznik je. Zakaj te to zanima?

on: Ja da jih pozdravim, ane. Ker sem prijazen fant.

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#1150 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:47 PM



Ja, pa je res prijazen, če redno pozdravlja prizadevne smetarje in na njih ne pozabi niti v polsnu. laugh.gif
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#1151 Jinadaze

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:49 PM


Sumljivo. laugh.gif
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Posted 02 November 2010 - 12:22 AM



V bistvu res. XD

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 03:25 AM

šit, tale zadnja, smetarji, za crknt, kr sladoled sm sesala v ustih in se poskušala zravn ne zaletet
jz sm pa v srednji šoli čakala, da smetarji načnejo našo ulco, in k sm slišala, da prhajajo sm hitr zlezla u postlo in poskušala zaspat, ta ropot me je zelo pomirjal!
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 10:32 PM

Odkar malo bolj poznamo Ursko Cepin, se je pojavil nov smiley in sicer:

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

haahhahahaha!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif thumbup.gif thumbup.gif
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Posted 25 November 2010 - 04:27 PM

Bratranec danes: Si pa moten k analogni signal 1. decembra!
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Posted 02 January 2011 - 09:57 AM

Danes sem se odločila spečt ene nove mafine, in dam bratu v vpogled (ker ponavadi skupaj kaj packava), pa prebere recept, in edino, kar spravi iz sebe, je: "čokolade ni notri." biggrin.gif
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#1158 Braunkopf

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 09:36 PM

^^ Ej, samo ga pa štekam. Meni mafini brez čokolade ne potegnejo sploh. Saj ne, da bi bli slabi, samo tudi dobri niso.
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Posted 03 January 2011 - 09:44 PM

saj jih jé drugače, sploh kakšne s sadjem. jaz sem se čokolade prenajedla, in je trenutno videt ne morem laugh.gif.
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#1160 Braunkopf

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 11:07 PM

Hmmm mafin in sadje. Ne, pri meni to ne gre. Jaz mafine jem zgolj ob kafi, ali ko se mi zalušta sladko. Nečokoladni mafin bi mi kvečjemu pokvaril sadje.
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