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#1041 urš

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 02:39 PM

Torej donas pri pouku matematike, vi zavzeto rešujemo binomske simbole nazakj prbije sošolc iz zadnje klopi enmu v spredjo: Ej B. kdaj se greš ustrišt?
sred tišine laugh.gif

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Od genija do norca nas loči samo en korak. V preteklosti sem pač preveč korakala.

#1042 november.rain

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 03:15 PM

QUOTE(ananas @ 3. 9. 2008 - 22:27) View Post

Pišem mail eni irki, pa ji tko pišem, da se ful veselim tečaja... bla bla bla
Js to besedo tečaj napišem tako: curse...

Pa tko pišem naprej... pa že skor pošljem. Pa vidim ta curse. Pa tko mal podvomim, da to pomeni tečaj, ampak prekletsvo. In grem v slovar pogledat, pa vidim da sm res prekletsvo napisala.
Ob tem sm zarad tega skor s stola padla laugh.gif
Js bi ji poslala:
- Zelo se veselim tega prekletstva, ker že stalno govorim in sanjam o tem. laugh.gif

Fak, dobr da sm vidla. Veste kako bi debelo pogledala laugh.gif


Crknala bom lol1.gif lol1.gif laugh.gif
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#1043 Errol

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 07:24 AM

Včeraj zvečer sem si nitkal zobe. Nitko sem odložil na stran in preden sem jo vrgel v smeti, sem opazil, da se je zvila v violinski ključ. ohmy.gif
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#1044 Neytiri

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:20 PM

Oo, jst bi tud to! wub.gif
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Svet je tak, kot si ga pripravljen videti

#1045 koki

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:49 PM

Grem v štacuno in vzamem par kumar, nesem na vago in št. kumar je bila 55, jaz pa tam vtipkam 5 in še enkrat 5. Sploh nisem dojela, da imam pač nižje številko 55, ampak sem vedno posebi dvakrat 5 pritisnila in mi je skos metalo ven listke od cvetače. Ful je že piskal, ful enih listkov sem porabila, nerodno mi je že ratalo, ker so prodajalke prišle gledat, jaz pa sem hotla bit še pametna, da to ne deluje, naj popravijo.....no, potem pa tik preden sem odgovorila prodajalki se mi je le posvetilo idea.gif , tko da sem pol rekla samo, aha, sej zdej pa dela in sem po hitrem postopku šla.
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#1046 rea

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:50 PM

Haha, ta je taka blond laugh.gif podobna mojim wink.gif
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 


#1047 koki

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:57 PM

Ja, sej jst mam več takih blond, mogoče pa dejansko sem blond, mislim tko blond sem, sam mogoče tud v glavi laugh.gif woot.gif lol1.gif No, sej ravn smešen ni, a ne sleep.gif
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#1048 rea

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 11:11 PM

Jooooj, men pa je laugh.gif očitno sva ful blond oops.gif lol1.gif
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 


#1049 tasika

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 09:34 PM

Norost mojega atija. Dvakrat je šel danes v trgovino po wc papir in ga je 2x pozabil v trgovini. rolleyes.gif
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#1050 Braunkopf

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 05:46 PM

My stupid self:

na nebu imam afto, ki me razžira že par dni. In si jo danes zjutraj brutalno (ne vem kako mi je sploh ratal...) z zobno ščetko pogrebem. Prav zarosila sem se od bolečine.
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#1051 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 10:35 PM




Jaz sem si enkrat špic čipsa zabila noter. Skoraj sem omedlela.


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#1052 Anouk

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Posted 07 October 2008 - 05:02 PM

en dečko, ki nama je prišel zjutraj s cimro kabelsko rihtat (cimra je bila že na faksu), je čist zapel ... LOL. prov čist me je šokiral vse skupej laugh.gif
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#1053 redkvica

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:10 AM

Cimer si je skuhal mineštro v posodi v kateri steriliziram menstualno skodelico. laugh.gif Omenim lahko dejstvo, da je bil dvakrat zraven, ko sem jo prekuhavala.
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#1054 koki

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:18 AM

ojej redkvica, tole me je pa ful nasmejalo, hahaha lol1.gif
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#1055 Braunkopf

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:31 PM

Verjetno posodo zatem tudi pomiješ? ermm.gif
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#1056 Sarah

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:32 PM

Ja upam, da laugh.gif laugh.gif
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#1057 Anouk

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:43 PM

^^
ok, zdej bom izpadla kot nek weirdo, ampak - sej
1) če je temperatura 100° pa če lepo vse pomiješ, pol valjda nima bit kej "narobe"
2) zelo podobna zadeva je, če kuhaš neko meso ... double standards? tongue.gif

(don't crucify me, bitte.)
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#1058 Coco*

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Posted 15 October 2008 - 05:09 PM

Brat mi je odstopil njegov kinder jajček. blink.gif
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#1059 Plain Jane

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Posted 15 October 2008 - 05:14 PM

^^Ah, jaz mu ga raj vzamem, pol se pa dere. laugh.gif
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#1060 Hevea

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Posted 15 October 2008 - 05:18 PM

laugh.gif Si kar predstavljam brata od Coco, kako se dere, ker mu je vzela kinder jajček lol1.gif
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