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#1041 Ancka Pomarancka

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 08:37 PM

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#1042 Zoey

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 08:41 PM

KAJ?
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Ne, ona nima žametnih oči in niti kodrov mehkih kakor svila, 
če sneg je bel, ga v njenih nedrih ni in usta bi se od koral ločila.
Sem videl rože bele in rdeče, na njenih licih take ne cveto
in so dišave, ki so bolj dehteče, kot vonj, ki diha njeno ga telo. 
Njen glas poslušam rad, četudi vem da zvoki strun prijetneje zvene, 
kako boginje hodijo ne vem; ko ona hodi, stopa kot ljudje.
Pa vendar se mi zdi bolj očarljiva kot vse, ki pesem jih slavi lažniva.


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Posted 24 October 2011 - 09:10 PM

No, ni bil namen, da koga spravim ob živce s tem, mislila sem, da vam je tako kot meni to smešno, zato sem delila z vami biggrin.gif Se pardoniram tongue.gif
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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:20 PM

No, če mate kaj za povedat glede fb, povejte kaj pametnega- res se mi ne da 2x gledat izjav če mi grejo že prvič na k*. Aja, pa objave niso več smešne, ampak patetične.
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Ne, ona nima žametnih oči in niti kodrov mehkih kakor svila, 
če sneg je bel, ga v njenih nedrih ni in usta bi se od koral ločila.
Sem videl rože bele in rdeče, na njenih licih take ne cveto
in so dišave, ki so bolj dehteče, kot vonj, ki diha njeno ga telo. 
Njen glas poslušam rad, četudi vem da zvoki strun prijetneje zvene, 
kako boginje hodijo ne vem; ko ona hodi, stopa kot ljudje.
Pa vendar se mi zdi bolj očarljiva kot vse, ki pesem jih slavi lažniva.


#1045 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:22 PM




Namen te teme je tudi v tem, da širimo debilizme s FBja, da katera slučajno ne bi zamudila česa.
Boljše 2X prebrati kot nobenkrat!!!

Da še jaz prispevam današnji izkupiček:

ne govori, da je kurva samo zato, ker je ne moreš imeti !

U faci crna, u telu bela, koji puder koristiš ? da nije Nutella?

Punce ne fejkite profilov, fantje imamo radi orginale ♥

Ko je zima in vsi spite v toplih posteljah, se mi vstanemo zgodaj in pri -10°C tečemo v snegu do kolen, in ko
se poleti, medtem ko vi uživate v koktajlih, na morju, v senci, mi treniramo pri 30°C in več... ampak ni
pomembno ker mi to delamo z veseljem... ♥ NOGOMET ♥


Če jih Lajka 30, izberem 5 najLepših, ki so lajkali to stanje !

Zaupaj svoje probleme psihiatru, ne facebooku !

Fant: A maš gradbeno dovoljenje ?
Punca: Ne ??
Fant: Ja pol te morm pa podret !


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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
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#1046 Jinadaze

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:23 PM


Kako veš da si LJUBLJANČAN?

ENOSTAVNO...
Stvari ne potrebuješ, ker jih že maš, ker si car.
Se ne utrudiš, niti zmatraš, to je ne-mo-go-če.
... ... ... ... Ni kaj, ni ha, ni ka ampak je KVA!
Ne rečeš odidi, ampak odjebi.
Ne pokličeš nazaj, rufneš ampak zvrcneš!
Ne počutiš se slabo ampak furaš safr!
Ne želiš… želje so za male ljudi - štajerce. Ti že vse imaš.
Ne sprehajaš psa, ampak šetaš dogija.
Ne osvajaš,ne šmekaš,ampak pecaš!
Ne greš na zabavo ampak na party.
Ne ležiš na vzglavniku ampak na povštru!
Nič ni tam, ker je use kle!
Živjo, ola, čao…ampak je preprosto "Kva'e zdej"

Objavi to na svojem zidu, če si PONOSEN da si Lublančan! smile.gif)))

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:24 PM

Jaz večino teh izjav prvič vidim, ker imam vse te copy paste majmune na ignore, ali pa sem jih že zdavnaj zbrisala.

Osebno se držim načela: če nimam nič pametnega za povedati, sem pa raje tiho. sleep.gif

QUOTE(Jinadaze @ 24. 10. 2011 - 23:23) View Post

Stvari ne potrebuješ, ker jih že maš, ker si car.


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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:25 PM

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Ne želiš… želje so za male ljudi - štajerce. Ti že vse imaš.

Zvrcneš in povšter pa rečemo tudi mi biggrin.gif
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Cosa vuoi che ti scriva?
Cosa vuoi che ti dica?
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#1049 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:25 PM




Jaz sem dodala v svoj prejšnji post nekaj, da se ne bi spregledalo, bi bil greh. -.-

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:26 PM

QUOTE(Fluffy The Stud Eater @ 24. 10. 2011 - 23:22) View Post

U faci crna, u telu bela, koji puder koristiš ? da nije Nutella?


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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#1051 Jinadaze

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:27 PM


QUOTE(Kinky @ 24. 10. 2011 - 23:24) View Post

Jaz večino teh izjav prvič vidim, ker imam vse te copy paste majmune na ignore, ali pa sem jih že zdavnaj zbrisala.

Jaz tudi.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:28 PM



Današnji zmagovalec: fukni se z mosta, na 24ur rabijo nov članek.



QUOTE(Kinky @ 24. 10. 2011 - 23:24) View Post

Jaz večino teh izjav prvič vidim, ker imam vse te copy paste majmune na ignore, ali pa sem jih že zdavnaj zbrisala.

Če jaz hočem kaj takšnega, jih imam par, točno vem, na kateri profil moram it. laugh.gif


Tista o ljubljančanih je tudi za v anale, ja.
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:36 PM

QUOTE(Anouk @ 24. 10. 2011 - 18:46) View Post

Tudi knjigo za slovnico tudi niso imeli doma, pa so preziveli.


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Posted 24 October 2011 - 11:15 PM

Jaz pa nimam niti enega FB prijatelja, ki bi objavljal te debilizme. Vse vidim prvič. hmm.gif biggrin.gif
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Posted 24 October 2011 - 11:17 PM




Še dobro, da je ta tema, vidiš, za kaj vse bi bila prikrajšana.

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"> </p>
<p style="text-align:center;"> </p>
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 12:21 AM

Jaz sem pa pred kratkim pridobila eno taksno FB "prijateljico" in ne vem, kaj naj z njo. She seemed normal in real life. cry.gif Me je cisto iz tira vrgla, dosedaj mi je bilo prihranjeno.
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 06:27 AM

Jaz mam večino blokiranih. Čeprav te fore s krajani so vsi objavljali blink.gif . Fluffy-ne so legendarne, vse prvič vidim laugh.gif
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 07:43 AM

Naša Zasavska je ful daljša od lublanske hooray.gif


Mene sploh ne moti, če se tule nalepi kakšen patetičen nauk al pa kaka fora z FB-ja, ker vseh pač ne ujamem tam. To o ljubljančanih vidim prvič.
Pa še podebatiramo lahko debilizme razne.
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 08:11 AM

Tudi jaz imam samo eno, ki kakšno tako "simpatično" gor nalepi (pa še to jo navečkrat ignoriram in sploh ne preberem), ampak tukaj jih pa rada prebiram. Ko so na kupu, res pridejo do izraza - kot več delov zapored SATC thumbup.gif

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 08:52 PM

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