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#1021 krneki

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 12:58 PM

^ LOL

Sediva s sošolcev v parku (je mal poseben...) on pod vplivom substranc (sumim da mu namesto možganov počasi že poganja trava v glavi...) in gredo mem tri bejbe in se tip zadere na ves glas:

"Čao pi*ke, zovite me Tarzan!"



Jaz sem misla da bom 1.) ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif
2.) Umrla od smeha laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 24 June 2010 - 01:10 PM

QUOTE(sajk @ 15. 6. 2010 - 15:01) View Post

Kletvica meseca:
Da bi ti ja vuvuzele na pogrebu igrale...


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Si moja babica ogleduje DVD z enim filmom, vzame ven disk in me vpraša: "A pol moraš na polovici filma ven vzet, pa okrog obrnit? Ne vem, če bom znala."

Ko ji vse pojasnim in nastavim, da bo gledala, mi reče: "a boš ti prišla nazaj na začetek zavrtet, ko bo filma konec?"

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Jaz včeraj v trgovini med nakupovanjem kokošjih jajc mojemu - na ves glas čez pol trgovine:
"ne, daj raje vzemi L, meni so bolj všeč velika jajca". oops.gif
Eni trije so se začeli ful smejat, midva pa tudi. laugh.gif
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#1023 Olivija

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 01:27 PM

Loool, babica je totalna faca, v trgovini je pa tud moralo bit zabavno (:
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#1024 Kinky

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 02:16 PM

QUOTE(Sally @ 24. 6. 2010 - 13:58) View Post

^ LOL

Sediva s sošolcev v parku (je mal poseben...) on pod vplivom substranc (sumim da mu namesto možganov počasi že poganja trava v glavi...) in gredo mem tri bejbe in se tip zadere na ves glas:

"Čao pi*ke, zovite me Tarzan!"
Jaz sem misla da bom 1.) ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif
2.) Umrla od smeha laugh.gif laugh.gif




Verjetno je ena izmed situacijskih for, ker meni je to debilno. twisted.gif

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#1025 rea

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 10:45 PM

Ko se Chuck Norris naje uspavalnih tablet, samo enkrat mežikne!
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There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

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My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

#1026 krneki

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 10:40 PM

kinky, jp, bo situacijska...

treba poznat modela mja pa način kako je to povedal. Nisem pomislila na to, da je catch v tem in da bo drugim debilno laugh.gif

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 10:43 PM

laugh.gif Sally, jaz sem si pa v prvo v glavi zavrtela s pravim tonom in se brutalno režat začela. Debilno ni vedno slabo. biggrin.gif
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#1028 rea

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 05:14 PM

Boljse je zaradi Parkinsona polovico spricerja
politi, kot ga zaradi Alzheimerja pozabiti spit!

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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

#1029 Plain Jane

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 05:31 PM

Pride tamal domov, jaz kuham, vse na pultu on pa: "Dost maš kalorij!" laugh.gif lol1.gif cry.gif Isto je prej mami reku, lol, pa nje res nč ni.

Pa zadnjič mi pride en postlo popravit, pa me ni bilo doma pa pošljem zvečer msg za zahvalo pa nazaj dobim: "Zdej pa brez skrbi, naj bo živahna noč."
OMFG, upam da jih ne bom kmal vidla. laugh.gif
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#1030 Jinadaze

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 05:33 PM



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#1031 ananas

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 08:51 PM

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#1032 Immortelle

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 01:52 PM

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#1033 Anouk

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 07:06 PM

napis enega kolega na FB-ju:

Predlagam novo mersko enoto za nevzdržen hrup: 1 vuvuzela...
1 vuvuzela = 1 Vz, Tomos širka = 3 Vz, Yugo = 5 Vz, tjčna tašča = 10 Vz, i tako redom...
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#1034 Anouk

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:12 PM

pod fotografijo palačink enga british vegana:

1 cup flour, 1 cup motherless milk, 1 tsp (ish) baking powder, tsp vanilla, pinch salt.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 10:34 PM

http://izklop.com/?u...r...7451&page=1

LOL! Si lahko zamislite, proteini!!! lol1.gif lol1.gif lol1.gif
Ljudje, izogibajte se proteinov, to je nekaj kar napihne mišice in jedo samo bodybuilderji! fitness.gif
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#1036 ora

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 06:21 AM

laugh.gif to je že blo ekrat na forumu objavljeno, samo ni blo z iste strani laugh.gif
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#1037 sajk

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 07:35 AM

Grozno, proteini v otroški hrani! ohmy.gif


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Posted 03 July 2010 - 02:07 PM

oče pri kosilu:

"Ampak motovilec je pa res čudno ime za repincelj!" laugh.gif


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Posted 05 July 2010 - 09:09 AM

Spet ena dedotova cry.gif :

Mami razlaga kako homoseksualni pari dokazano ne ostanejo tako dolgo skupaj, če nimajo otrok. Pa babica reče: ''Sej res... Da bi cel življenje samu eno tečno babo gledala.''

Dedi: ''Hudič, jest jo pa morem!''
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 12:19 PM

(13:17:26) i: moje dete ne loci med "paprika" pa "papiga"
(13:17:31) i: in zdej zmer k dobi za kosilo papriko
(13:17:35) i: zacne *BWAAK*
(13:17:43) i: pa z rokam maha


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