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Started by ananas , May 30 2005 04:36 PM

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#1001 Kinky

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 09:31 PM

Jao MEGA FAIL. laugh.gif laugh.gif
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 09:34 PM

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Posted 10 June 2010 - 08:43 PM

Lol, zdej starša gledata to otvoritev SP v Južni Afriki in komentator reče, da nam lih prikazujejo najbolj atraktivne zadtke preteklih SPjev. Pa lih so kazali največje faile preteklih SPjev, ko so lih ful sfalili gol. laugh.gif
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Posted 11 June 2010 - 07:13 PM

Nona danes med gledanjem španske telenovele: "Ne morem virvat, da se enim take reči dogajajo v življenju! ohmy.gif "
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#1005 Kinky

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Posted 11 June 2010 - 07:19 PM

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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 11 June 2010 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 11 June 2010 - 07:54 PM

redkvica, lol!
moja babi pa stalno kometira; prou ti je, al pa rrrrduš, btw, ta rduš je men za crknt smešn laugh.gif ohmy.gif
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My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

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in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 10:02 AM

in kaj nej bi pomenil? biggrin.gif
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Ne, ona nima žametnih oči in niti kodrov mehkih kakor svila, 
če sneg je bel, ga v njenih nedrih ni in usta bi se od koral ločila.
Sem videl rože bele in rdeče, na njenih licih take ne cveto
in so dišave, ki so bolj dehteče, kot vonj, ki diha njeno ga telo. 
Njen glas poslušam rad, četudi vem da zvoki strun prijetneje zvene, 
kako boginje hodijo ne vem; ko ona hodi, stopa kot ljudje.
Pa vendar se mi zdi bolj očarljiva kot vse, ki pesem jih slavi lažniva.

#1009 Sinnaia

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 10:06 AM

Mogoče okrajšan porkaduš? biggrin.gif
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Posted 12 June 2010 - 10:16 AM

exactly biggrin.gif
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Posted 14 June 2010 - 10:35 PM

Lol, Redkva. thumbup.gif
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Posted 15 June 2010 - 12:05 AM



Brokolijin nick na msn-ju: I did Handanović laugh.gif


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Posted 15 June 2010 - 02:01 PM

Kletvica meseca:
Da bi ti ja vuvuzele na pogrebu igrale...
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Posted 15 June 2010 - 05:50 PM



Piket je s kravato hodil v prvi razred osnovne. lol1.gif


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Posted 15 June 2010 - 05:52 PM

Že takrat je imel stil.

Ali pa je mislil, da je v Angliji or something. laugh.gif
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#1016 Jinadaze

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 05:58 PM



Or he`s just weird. laugh.gif


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Posted 15 June 2010 - 05:59 PM

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To bo, ja. biggrin.gif
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 10:17 PM

Veleum moje mame - izjavila je, da De Gaulle zato, nikoli ni prišel obiskat Titota v Jugoslavijo, ker bi se folk po cestah drl: "Tito i De Gaulle!" laugh.gif
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Posted 20 June 2010 - 03:11 PM

Grem fotra vprašat kolko mam veliko hišo. Pa mi pribije, če se hočem prepričat, če mamo še dovolj prostora za koga. ohmy.gif biggrin.gif
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Posted 23 June 2010 - 05:56 PM

Po pvem polčasu, že malo pod vplivom sangrije:
Še dobro da Alžirija vodi nula:nula ph34r.gif laugh.gif
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