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Started by ananas , May 30 2005 04:36 PM

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#961 Nincha

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:31 PM

Jst za MILF vem, gilf pa prvič slišim. Ew biggrin.gif
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After all this time?

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#962 Ana

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:33 PM

Maribor je res prestolnica bedarij očitno tongue.gif .
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#963 Kalypso

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:35 PM

Jaz sem z Maribora, pa za te kratice prvič slišim. tongue.gif Generation gap, očitno. laugh.gif
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:40 PM

^^ Lol Kalypso. laugh.gif



QUOTE(Nincha @ 1. 6. 2010 - 13:31) View Post

Jst za MILF vem, gilf pa prvič slišim. Ew biggrin.gif

Enako tu.
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#965 Parvinder

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 01:51 PM

Moja sošolka je isto malo blond.

Zadnjič se nisem mogla spomnit imena Nelsona Mandele.
Js: Kaj je že tisti mirovnik??
Ona: mmmm Al Pacino?
Js: Nee ne, lol, tak črn je pa iz Afrike.
Ona: EDDIE MURPHY!
Js: Ja pa ne, kaj je s tabo, mirovnik je!
Ona: Kaj je pol, Al Gora al kaj je že?

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tudi pozimi dišiš po cvetju poležane trave spomladi

#966 Kinky

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:30 PM

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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 06:01 PM

Kak ne veste za gilf? Premal porniče gledate butl.gif


Mi imamo en tak rahlo nerazgledan biser v družbi. Zadnjič gledamo Evrovizijo in ob Portugalski pribije: Nč čudnga, da nč ne razumeš, če je pa ugrofinski jezik blink.gif
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#968 Piquet

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:07 PM

Grandma I'd Like to Fuck? Kakšne porniče pa ti to gledaš?
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:20 PM

LOL
...samo tudi jaz prvič slišimza te kratice huh.gif
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#970 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:25 PM



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Sem našla še ene druge slike, a so preveč, khm, eksplicitne.

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:31 PM

Ni potrebno z nami deliti celotne vsebine tvojega Sexy folderja, Fluffy. Hahahha. tongue.gif
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:32 PM




Niti nočem. Itak ne cenite, kaj je to pravi seksipil oz. rajc.

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:36 PM

QUOTE(Nincha @ 1. 6. 2010 - 11:31) View Post

Jst za MILF vem, gilf pa prvič slišim. Ew biggrin.gif


Po novem je zdaj se VILF - True Blooed serija ma to reklamo, kao Vampire I'd Like to Fuck. Ampak folk je to prevzel in glede na Aleksandra Skarsgarda, ki tam igra vampirja, se je to prelevilo v Viking I'd Like to Fuck. Ker je pac Skandinavc. (tut v seriji)
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#974 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 12:46 AM



»Cerkev trpi zaradi napadov, grehov, ki obstajajo v njej sami, in to je resnično zastrašujoče.«
Papež BENEDIKT XVI., v pogovoru z novinarji med vožnjo z letalom, o očitnem

»Huda Jama je strahota, kakršne se ne spominjam niti iz Stare niti iz Nove zaveze z Apokalipso.«
Pisatelj ALOJZ REBULA, v Reporterju, o nesvetopisemskosti

»Nekateri v Sloveniji s to ločenostjo res pretiravajo. Zanje bi ločenost pomenila, da z razglednic Kopra retuširamo cerkev, pred stolnico, ki jo obišče ogromno turistov, pa bi postavili straže, ki bi turistom govorile 'v Sloveniji je Cerkev ločena od države, ne obiščite cerkve'.«
Urednik revije Ognjišče BOŽO RUSTJA, v Demokraciji, o pretiranem spoštovanju ustave

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#975 Kinky

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 06:28 AM

Nekatere bi bolj spadale v temo: Najave, izjave --- JOK.
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 07:58 AM

Ne vem a naj se smejim al jokam. Jebemti, nic nimam prot vernikom ampak ta faking cerkev... so obcutljivi na to locenost, zravn pa dajejo v casopise izjave kot: "Cerkev je PROTI arbitrazi." A so normalni?

Rebula ga je pa tut pihnil mimo... rolleyes.gif
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 11:50 AM

Cerkev ne more bit ločena od države. Je takorekoč poročena z Janšo. down.gif
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#978 Plain Jane

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Posted 04 June 2010 - 01:10 PM

Ja, kaj pa k cela vlada in večina politikov k je kakšno nevemmkakšno kronanje (?) škofov pa nadškofov pa vsi v prvih vrstah ždijo. A ni bilo to celo letos oz. lani? Ločenost my ass. bruh.gif
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 01:15 PM

samo mali popravek, ustoličevanje škofov poteka v Stolnici, pri tržnici ph34r.gif
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 01:17 PM

Okej sori, res ne vem, sem mela skos v glavi to pr Prešercu. My bad. biggrin.gif
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