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#941 ora

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Posted 09 May 2010 - 02:16 PM

Ja vem, da je možno, ampak a je možno, da 2 človeka tolk neverjetnih zgodb poznata laugh.gif meni je vedno za crknit no, vsake tolko se grem v skladišče predihat laugh.gif . Ja luminele meni to sicer ni nč takšnega, če ni uporabil istih besed ko ti laugh.gif
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#942 Anouk

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 08:47 PM

Danes so na faksu slikali en izpit, in mi med prebiranjem vprašanj pade v oči tale odgovor:

MRL je ... mejna vrednost pesticidov v ostankih hrane. laugh.gif Kiks.

(MRL je mejna vrednost ostankov pesticidov = najvišja dovoljena količina ostankov pesticidov v/na živilu/kmet. pridelku [mg/kg].)
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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:32 PM



Z Brokoli o neki majici:

Ja pr men je tut tm ob robu mau strgana sam ne vem al se je v pralnem al je zajc pregriznu. :S

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:34 PM

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:39 PM



Sem prehitro postala, pozabila nekaj dodat.


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Posted 23 May 2010 - 06:20 PM

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#947 Ancka Pomarancka

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 06:31 AM

s kolegico imava neko interno foro o enem Tomažu, ki kao nosi hello kitty gate.

[07:25] P: haha. on da bo nosu helo kity gate?
[07:25] A: ja sej sm ti rekla
[07:25] P: to so pa prelepe za njegovo debelo rit
[07:25] P: da veš
[07:25] P: pa zihr niso original helo kity
[07:25] P: ampak po moje pise gor hello kita

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#948 Plain Jane

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 08:59 AM

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 08:42 PM

Nekaj se menimo o učinku Nalegesina, in jaz prijavim:
Je rabo eno uro predn mi je prišlo!!! blink.gif laugh.gif

Misla sem rečt primlo, in to še pred mamo. wacko.gif
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Posted 29 May 2010 - 09:59 PM

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kaj je rekla ? biggrin.gif
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Posted 29 May 2010 - 10:03 PM

Malo me je tak pogledla, pol sam rekla, da misli, da imam dovolj pijače za danes. laugh.gif
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Posted 31 May 2010 - 01:54 PM

Men je blo dons ponoč smešn, k sm šla spat se je fnt zbudil in mi reku, da ga sct, sam da pride res takoj nazaj cry.gif laugh.gif
ja sj kam drugam pa bi lah šel ob 3 ponoč laugh.gif
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Posted 31 May 2010 - 05:11 PM

^^Jaz pa včeri, me je spet mora tlačla (to me zadnje mesece ful pogosto, ne vem kaj je to cry.gif ) in ga zbudim, mu povem kaj je bilo, da so me spet hotl ubit pa ga pošlatam in je bil čis potn (vroče je bilo za umret) in tko "Kaj si tok potn, a so tebe tud hotl?" cry.gif laugh.gif
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#954 Ana

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:18 PM

Moja najboljša kolegica je rahlo blond, včasih ma take izjave, da jo jaz samo gledam .. pač kaj tebi ni jasno ??

Pa ji danes razlagam, da sem si naročila Hunter Boots, pa ona meni ... kera firma je to GILF Hunter ? laugh.gif

Pojasnilo : en fant, ki ji je všeč ima eno majico na kateri piše G.I.L.F Hunter. Vsak socializiran človek ve, da GILF pomeni Grandmother I'd like to fuck, ampak ona tega ne ve in pač misli, da je GILF Hunter neka malo jača firma oblačil. cry.gif
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#955 rea

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:20 PM

men se p to ne zdi tko blond ahahaha
najbrž tud zato, ker pač jaz, kot socializiran človek, vseeno nisem vedla za to kratico ohmy.gif
in bi si potem tud misnla, da je to firma oblek laugh.gif
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There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 


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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:22 PM

Jaz tud ne poznam te kratice. Ampak jaz bi to pač vzela kot napis na majici, ne kot firmo oblačil. biggrin.gif
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#957 rea

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:23 PM

ja, sam res, al pa tko, ja!
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My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 


#958 Ana

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:26 PM

Kak ne poznate te kratice ohmy.gif .. to je enako kot MILF samo da je pač GILF ohmy.gif .
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:29 PM

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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 


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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:30 PM

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