Najave, izjave ---- smeh
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Posted 23 January 2010 - 11:39 PM
Svet je tak, kot si ga pripravljen videti
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Posted 23 January 2010 - 11:41 PM
Glede na to, da so nekateri oblikovalci dizaster, je to vprašanje na mestu.
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)
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Posted 23 January 2010 - 11:43 PM
To so samouki.
Normality is a paved road: It's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.
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Posted 24 January 2010 - 08:58 AM
Ja ne vem, sicer nisem nek ekspert na tem področju, sem pa velik estet, tako da se mi včasih zdijo ene stvari obupne, pa mogoče niso. Ahhh, don't listen to me. Imam pa enega frenda, in je industrijski oblikovalec, lani eno nagrado dobil v Benetkah. 
Imam pa enega frenda, in je industrijski oblikovalec, lani eno nagrado dobil v Benetkah.
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)
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Posted 24 January 2010 - 12:58 PM
Povej, verjetno poznam.
Normality is a paved road: It's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.
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Posted 24 January 2010 - 01:16 PM
A. Komel
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)
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Posted 24 January 2010 - 01:21 PM
A. ali S.?
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Posted 24 January 2010 - 01:26 PM
A
Dobil je pa nagrado za Sistem za varno uničevanje eksplozivnih komponent izstrelkov Guardian.
LOL, sem poguglala
Dobil je pa nagrado za Sistem za varno uničevanje eksplozivnih komponent izstrelkov Guardian.
LOL, sem poguglala
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)
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Posted 24 January 2010 - 01:28 PM
Aha, sem mislila, da si se zmotla, ker sta črki skupaj. -)
Haha, svašta, respect.
Haha, svašta, respect.
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 01:56 AM
zdjle dobivam ful smsov od tete in tko v enem na konc piše
''...... če te bo zbudil ta sms je pa ze ITAK čas, da vstaneš in greš scat ....."
''...... če te bo zbudil ta sms je pa ze ITAK čas, da vstaneš in greš scat ....."
There are some things I may not know
There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.
But there's one thing of which I'm sure
My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.
I have found a way to live
in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram
Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram
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Posted 29 January 2010 - 04:12 PM
Foter o enem zoprnem bivšem sodelavcu: Pizda, že dva mesca ga ni, pa še vedno smrdi po njem!
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Posted 04 February 2010 - 10:41 AM
Šta smo naučili iz latino-američkih sapunica
1. Glavni ženski lik može da bude u potpunosti nepismen i po mogućnosti veoma glup, pa da za samo par meseci postane direktor najuglednije firme.
2. Ukoliko se dete rodi u toku serije veoma je moguće da će biti ukradeno.
3. Suzama se sve može postići.
4. Oni koji su zli imaju samo tri mogućnosti: 1 - umiru, 2 - polude, 3 - završe u zatvoru. Postoji mogućnost i kombinovanja istih.
5. Kada neko umre, on ne mora biti neminovno mrtav.
6. Glavni muški lik može biti zao prema glavnom ženskom liku, ali pošto se vole sva se zlodela zaboravljaju.
7. Na temperaturi plus 50 poželjno je da muškarci nose odelo. Tako će dokazati da su uspešni.
8. Ako se čovek zove Karlos, on će dati detetu ime Karlito, ali nije mi jasno kako će se Karlitovo dete zvati. Serije su nažalost prekratke. Ja predlažem Karlitito i tako u nedogled.
9. Ako te neka žena zaista mrzi, moguće je da se ispostavi da ti je ona majka.
10. Muškarci su na ceni, uvek se dve žene bore za jednog muškarca.
11. Ako neko od glavnih likova zvekne glavom u nesto, obavezno dobije amneziju.
12. Ako je neko u kolicima, zapravo može da hoda.
13. Glavni likovi nikad nikog ne žele da povrede, a na kraju svi izginu zbog njih.
14. Ako radite kao služavka u bogatoj kuci, velike su šanse da se sin vlasnika iste zaljubi u vas.
15. Ako si slep, gluv, nem, nepokretan, imaš sidu ili rak, velika je verovatnoća da ćes se izlečiti do kraja serije.
16. Nikad ne budi siguran da znaš ko su ti roditelji.
17. Haljine koje maksimalno otkrivaju telo glavne glumice svedoče o visoko moralnim načelima koje ima osoba koja nosi tu haljinu.
18. Pop moze da ti uđe u kuću kad god poželi i da zabada nos u tuđa posla kako mu se hoće.
1. Glavni ženski lik može da bude u potpunosti nepismen i po mogućnosti veoma glup, pa da za samo par meseci postane direktor najuglednije firme.
2. Ukoliko se dete rodi u toku serije veoma je moguće da će biti ukradeno.
3. Suzama se sve može postići.
4. Oni koji su zli imaju samo tri mogućnosti: 1 - umiru, 2 - polude, 3 - završe u zatvoru. Postoji mogućnost i kombinovanja istih.
5. Kada neko umre, on ne mora biti neminovno mrtav.
6. Glavni muški lik može biti zao prema glavnom ženskom liku, ali pošto se vole sva se zlodela zaboravljaju.
7. Na temperaturi plus 50 poželjno je da muškarci nose odelo. Tako će dokazati da su uspešni.
8. Ako se čovek zove Karlos, on će dati detetu ime Karlito, ali nije mi jasno kako će se Karlitovo dete zvati. Serije su nažalost prekratke. Ja predlažem Karlitito i tako u nedogled.
9. Ako te neka žena zaista mrzi, moguće je da se ispostavi da ti je ona majka.
10. Muškarci su na ceni, uvek se dve žene bore za jednog muškarca.
11. Ako neko od glavnih likova zvekne glavom u nesto, obavezno dobije amneziju.
12. Ako je neko u kolicima, zapravo može da hoda.
13. Glavni likovi nikad nikog ne žele da povrede, a na kraju svi izginu zbog njih.
14. Ako radite kao služavka u bogatoj kuci, velike su šanse da se sin vlasnika iste zaljubi u vas.
15. Ako si slep, gluv, nem, nepokretan, imaš sidu ili rak, velika je verovatnoća da ćes se izlečiti do kraja serije.
16. Nikad ne budi siguran da znaš ko su ti roditelji.
17. Haljine koje maksimalno otkrivaju telo glavne glumice svedoče o visoko moralnim načelima koje ima osoba koja nosi tu haljinu.
18. Pop moze da ti uđe u kuću kad god poželi i da zabada nos u tuđa posla kako mu se hoće.
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 02:06 PM
^^
Pridejo danes maškare (tamala soseda sta bila Batman in Robin) in in mama ju zalaga s sladkarijami, pa jih nista hotela vzet, ker sta imela premajhno košaro. In reče mama: "počakajte, vam bom dala dinarčke" in mali cel navdušen:"KAJ NAM BOSTE DALI EN EVRO?"
"ja, ja, počakajte" "TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ali pa vprašam Batmana, če lahko potipam njegove mišice in ga vprašam, zakaj so tako mehke, on pa cel pameten: "Ma to je maškara, veš!"
Jaz sem umrla zraven.
Pridejo danes maškare (tamala soseda sta bila Batman in Robin) in in mama ju zalaga s sladkarijami, pa jih nista hotela vzet, ker sta imela premajhno košaro. In reče mama: "počakajte, vam bom dala dinarčke" in mali cel navdušen:"KAJ NAM BOSTE DALI EN EVRO?"
"ja, ja, počakajte" "TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ali pa vprašam Batmana, če lahko potipam njegove mišice in ga vprašam, zakaj so tako mehke, on pa cel pameten: "Ma to je maškara, veš!"
Jaz sem umrla zraven.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 06:46 PM
Foter o glasu Jamesa Blunta: tak, kot bi mu nekdo jajca stisnil in jih zavrtel okrog.
Normality is a paved road: It's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:09 PM
Zabavna, tale tvoja bajta.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 11:27 PM
Na troli, smer Fužine:
jaz ne znam slovenačko abecedo po vrsti.
jaz ne znam slovenačko abecedo po vrsti.
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 11:34 PM
Verjetno -16, v trenerki pa z mapco v roki?
After all this time?
Always.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 11:36 PM
Akto.
Drugače si pa zadela, ja. Ti poznavalka.
Drugače si pa zadela, ja.
Ti poznavalka.
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 11:48 PM
omojbog xD
Ne, ona nima žametnih oči in niti kodrov mehkih kakor svila,
če sneg je bel, ga v njenih nedrih ni in usta bi se od koral ločila.
Sem videl rože bele in rdeče, na njenih licih take ne cveto
in so dišave, ki so bolj dehteče, kot vonj, ki diha njeno ga telo.
Njen glas poslušam rad, četudi vem da zvoki strun prijetneje zvene,
kako boginje hodijo ne vem; ko ona hodi, stopa kot ljudje.
Pa vendar se mi zdi bolj očarljiva kot vse, ki pesem jih slavi lažniva.
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