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#761 DiLeMa

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 11:54 AM

QUOTE(rea @ 27. 9. 2009 - 22:28) View Post

a- da sem se glupo izrazla k sm napisala, da ''dela'' humor, pa si zato pol tko napisala

Tole bo pravo, ja. wink.gif Hecno mi je blo, ker še nikol nisem slišala, da bi kdo delal humor. laugh.gif
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 01:04 PM

QUOTE(Ancka Pomarancka @ 2. 10. 2009 - 12:24) View Post

Ziiiiihr ni blo tko in smo me narobe razumele lol1.gif


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Posted 02 October 2009 - 02:58 PM

Ja no, če je rei crknil telefon verjetno ni mogla vedet da je crknil tudi drugi Izi, a ne? Je pač to zvedla kasneje.
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 09:20 PM

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No, prej mi pa M reče: lej iza, tole je tehtnca k kaže miligrame, tko da si lah komot stehtaš kok maš možgane težke lol1.gif lol1.gif butl.gif
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 10:10 PM

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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#766 rea

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 01:03 AM

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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 10:52 AM

^^Pa baš je srčkana, bucibu. wub.gif Pomoje ona nima osnovne narjene. Ne vem, če bi njemu to ustregalo, ne bi se preveč predala svojih čustev, LOL. wallbash.gif



Včeraj prfoks: "Letos so res precej zahtevni projekti, ampak če se boste porivali med sabo, bo veliko lažje."

We sure will. laugh.gif
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Posted 08 October 2009 - 10:51 AM



Foter: "Če bi La Toyo pomolzli, bi dobili čigumije."

Frizerka fotru: "Če bi meli vi še malo večja ušesa, bi si jih lahko namesto z vatirano palčko pucali s skretno metlico." lol1.gif


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Posted 08 October 2009 - 10:57 AM

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Zadnjič se je fant pritoževal, da grem ful pogosto v šoping in nič ne kupim... pa je rekel, da je moje nakupovanje tko kot športno ribarjenje, k vse nazaj vržejo. laugh.gif
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#770 rea

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 02:13 PM

pp, jina, hahahah
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 02:33 PM

QUOTE(Jinadaze @ 7. 10. 2009 - 11:52) View Post
Včeraj prfoks: "Letos so res precej zahtevni projekti, ampak če se boste porivali med sabo, bo veliko lažje."


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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
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#772 Jinadaze

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 09:02 PM



The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said,
"I wanna watch."



Salome o LaToyi: Eno joško ma do kolena, ena pa gleda v mesec. laugh.gif


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#773 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 09:17 PM

QUOTE(Jinadaze @ 27. 10. 2009 - 21:02) View Post
Salome o LaToyi: Eno joško ma do kolena, ena pa gleda v mesec. laugh.gif


Bwahahaha. Salome je meni taka pojava, jaz bi se po moje z njo noro zabavala.

Ampak je pa LaToya res odurna do konca in naprej, tako grda, da ni podobna človeku ... kot nek nezemljan, fak no.
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#774 Jinadaze

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 09:24 PM

Ja, Salome je zakon. biggrin.gif
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 11:39 PM


Centralno sem izklopila, zdaj si pa samo še uhe izklopim, pa grem spat. laugh.gif

Moja zlata babi rekla to, izklop ušesa pa je slušni aparat. biggrin.gif
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Posted 28 October 2009 - 12:01 AM

QUOTE(PurePoison @ 8. 10. 2009 - 10:57) View Post

Zadnjič se je fant pritoževal, da grem ful pogosto v šoping in nič ne kupim... pa je rekel, da je moje nakupovanje tko kot športno ribarjenje, k vse nazaj vržejo. laugh.gif


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#777 rea

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 10:33 PM

tko grem s prjatlco prejšn tedn v banko, pa ona drži v roki 50 eur, ker je pač mogla neki plačat... ampak plačat bi mogla sam za 20 eur, in ona mene praša ej a msilš, da mi bojo mel za vrnt, muahahhahahah
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 10:39 PM

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Posted 02 November 2009 - 07:15 PM

omfg, umiram, hahahahahha laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Svet je tak, kot si ga pripravljen videti

#780 rea

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 02:39 AM

jp.... midve sva kr ene vrste svoj kaliber heheheh
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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