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#741 rea

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 07:17 PM

Niti ne tok dolg nazaj, sm pršla do zobarja, da bi se zmenla kaj glede 8k nrdit, pa nč nism bla kej zatečena al pa kej a ne... no in pridm v sprejemno pa rečm, da bi šla na pregeld zarad 8k, pa me tko ful pogleda v obraz pa neki časa bul, pol pa reče, ja ja, sj vidm, mate zatečene čeljusti, pa pol jz blink.gif pa ji rečem, gospa to je pač moj obraz, nism jz nč zatečena tm okol čeljusti cry.gif laugh.gif ahahaha.

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 08:44 PM

Omg, joooj. biggrin.gif
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#743 rea

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 08:55 PM

ihihihi, ja, moja močna čeljust, lol
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:32 PM

Kaj je mama njič izjavla:
Kdaj veš da imaš prašičjo gripo? Ko se ti začne luštat pomij!
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Če že delaš bedarije naj se ti vsaj posrečijo!

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#745 Jinadaze

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:07 PM



Haha, en hrvat me je vprašal, če mam msn. Pa rečem nimam. On: Kaj zdaj, imaš ili nemaš? laugh.gif


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#746 rea

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 12:38 AM

Včeri se pogovarjam z atijem in mu rečm, da bi ful šla v krakow in potem še v aušvic pogledat in me je vprašal kok kej stane aušvic... pa tko mal premora pa reče pol a ni žalostn kam smo pršli, včasih si zastonj pršu v taborišče, zdj morš pa plačat ph34r.gif wacko.gif lol1.gif
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

#747 Adriane

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 03:39 AM

Vaš humor mi je izjemno blizu! laugh.gif thumbup.gif
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 07:22 AM

LOOOOOOL, hahahahahhaa, ta je pa res dobra laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Svet je tak, kot si ga pripravljen videti

#749 Freya_

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 07:30 AM

ROFLOL, legenda laugh.gif
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 07:45 AM

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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#751 Sinnaia

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:14 AM

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#752 rea

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 04:29 PM

hehehe fotr zlo rad črn humor dela biggrin.gif
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 07:01 PM

Ja, tvoj fotr je res dober izdelovalec črnega humorja.
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Ljubezen ni odraz enega samega dogodka, enega samega pogleda ali dotika. Ljubezen se v človeka prikrade počasi in potiho ... in potem se enkrat enostavno zaveš, da imaš nekoga neskončno rad. Zaradi množice vseh njegovih dejanj, pogledov, besed, dotikov, čutenj ... ki ga delajo takšnega, kot je. Mogoče se tega zaveš medtem, ko misliš nanj in ga neskončno pogrešaš, ali pa ko ga pogledaš v oči in v njih najdeš vse, kar obožuješ.

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 07:07 PM

QUOTE(rea @ 27. 9. 2009 - 1:38) View Post
a ni žalostn kam smo pršli, včasih si zastonj pršu v taborišče, zdj morš pa plačat ph34r.gif wacko.gif lol1.gif

Legendarna, se strinjam ... tak humor je meni najljubši. biggrin.gif
Drugače je pa moj foter tudi legenda črnega humorja ... še mene včasih prav presune, haha.
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
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#755 rea

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 09:28 PM

QUOTE(DiLeMa @ 27. 9. 2009 - 19:01) View Post

Ja, tvoj fotr je res dober izdelovalec črnega humorja.

hm... ne vem a si nej ta stavk razlagam sam tak kot pač je

al... pa preveč kompliciram, pa v njem vidm 2 možnosti :

a- da sem se glupo izrazla k sm napisala, da ''dela'' humor, pa si zato pol tko napisala

b- da si pač na ogoročen način napisala, da kao res dela (not) dober humor

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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

#756 rea

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 11:38 PM

Men je ime iza a ne, no mam pa tud prjatlco izo.

No in en dan sva ble zmenjene na prešercu, obema ja pe crknu gsm.
Ker pa nisem vedla na pamet Izine cifre, sm poslala iz tujega gsma, sms Luciji, ker sm na srečo njeno cifro znala na pamet, da bi mi napisala Izino cifro.

No in moj sms Luciji je zgledal tko :

Čau lucija, iza tuki, a mi daš cifro od ize plis.

In jz dobim nazaj, ja dobr bi blo napisat kera iza mi je zdj to poslala, ampak summ, da si bla to, TI, Iza!
( misnla je mene ahahahahhahhaha )
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

#757 Hevea

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 09:26 AM

Ahahaha biggrin.gif In kaj bi ti pomagala cifra od ize 2., če je tudi njej crknu mobitel? biggrin.gif
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 09:39 AM

Rea laugh.gif Hevea good point. biggrin.gif
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#759 ananas

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 11:22 AM

Sam res laugh.gif
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 11:24 AM

Ziiiiihr ni blo tko in smo me narobe razumele lol1.gif
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