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Started by ananas , May 30 2005 04:36 PM

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#661 Braunkopf

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 05:09 PM

Ne, ne zato. Samo babi je malo posebna (pa ne na slab način no), pa ta ki ga zdaj omenjaš, pa ti biggrin.gif .
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#662 rea

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 05:16 PM

Aja, aja, baaabi! Ja ja ona je pač mal na kul način usekana, haha.
Veš, sm misnla, da sm ti kej o prjatlci govorila.
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

#663 Braunkopf

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 09:00 PM

Ja to tud, sam se nisem spomnila. Na poti nazaj sva jo celo srečali na prehodu za pešce pri Zari.
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Vuelvo al Sur,
como se vuelve siempre al amor,
vuelvo a vos,
con mi deseo, con mi temor.

#664 rea

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 10:00 PM

Ja, res je! biggrin.gif
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

#665 Anouk

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 01:09 PM

sestra je spraševala, kaj je v "biskvitu" ene čokoladne torte, k sm jo nardila ... in ji odgovorim, da zmleti mandeljni pa javorjev sirup itd ... in potem odgovori: "aja, to je tko k PARMEZAN pol" blink.gif

sem rabila ene 2 minuti preden sem ugotovila, da je mislila marcipan.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 07:18 PM

Haha...si jo prov predstavljam! laugh.gif laugh.gif Parmezan! haha...pokam! laugh.gif laugh.gif
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#667 Plain Jane

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 08:48 PM

"Where are you from?"
"Slovenia."
"Jaa, sehr exotish!"
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Ja, klar. rolleyes.gif laugh.gif
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#668 Freya_

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:37 PM

Hahaha, se menim s Coco po msnju:

Coco pravi (23:35):
moja modrica
Coco pravi (23:35):
je pozelenela
Coco pravi (23:35):
verjetno od zavisti
Coco pravi (23:35):
ko me je zagledala v ogledalu

LOL no, ma ta Coco me vedno nasmeje. biggrin.gif
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#669 Neytiri

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 11:17 PM

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Svet je tak, kot si ga pripravljen videti

#670 Coco*

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 10:48 AM

Lol, kira bič. butl.gif
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 02:47 PM

:****
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 09:45 PM

Coupling (Sally):
Bottoms are our natural enemy. They follow us around our entire lives, right behind us and constantly growing. How do they do that? I'm sure mine's back there secretly snacking.
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 10:08 PM

Coupling rulz! woot.gif
Kje gledaš (al maš pobrano z neta)?
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 10:10 PM

Pob mi je zapeku vse sezone. smile.gif Ti prinesem na srečanje, če bo kdaj. Samo spomni me.

Še en od Sally:
A woman's breasts are on a journey - her feet are the destination. wink.gif
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If sometimes you feel yourself little useless, offended and depressed, always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm in your group!

#675 Coco*

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 10:13 PM

Zmenjeno!
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 11:17 PM

Sem bila danes v trgovini. Pa vidim par, ki nakupuje. Pa punca reče fantu:" na izvoli še jaca (da jih da v voziček)", on pa njej nazaj:" ne rabim, jih že imam" in z glavo pogleda proti mednožju. Mene je razsekal.
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Posted 02 September 2008 - 11:56 AM

Če bi on imel male joške in bi si želel večjih...

Recept by Valter:
- začel bi z jemanjem hormonov
- pil veliko piva


Moder dečko, nimaš kaj. closedeyes.gif
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#678 Coco*

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 09:12 PM

Nam je pravila prof. sociologije pred nekaj dnevi, kako je bila pred leti neka branjevaka tu pri nas, ki je bila z vsemi žavbami namazana. In tako gre ona z možem na tržnico in seveda srečata to žensko


"Ooo blablabla kako smo blabla imam malo radiča itd. blablabla. A ko ti je ova?"
"Moja žena."
"Ooo, dobar dan, dobar dan, signora. A odakle ti je?"
"Iz Ljubljane."

Tišina nekaj sekund in pol samo: "Pa dobro, svi smo mi ljudi."

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Posted 18 September 2008 - 06:25 AM

Pri nas je ena profesorica povedala, da je od branjevke izvedla, da je noseča (ona, ne branjevka smile.gif )
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 08:01 AM

Je bla res? biggrin.gif
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