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#561 Kinky

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 05:11 PM

Še ena iz zbirke mega budalaštin:

Isto dekle,ki si jo poklical/a "bajsa",že nekaj dni nič ne je,da bi shujšala. Tistega fanta, ki si poklical/a "budalo", ima mogoče psihološke težave. Punco, ki si pravkar poklical "grdoba", preživi veliko ur pred ogledalom, da bi jo osebe kot si ti; sprejele. Fant iz katerega se norčuješ v šoli, ga doma mogoče zlorabljajo, ti pa še bolj uničuješ njegovo počutje.
ČE SI PROTI PSIHIČNEMU NASILJU,si to zalepi na zid
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#562 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 06:03 PM



Ko si kdo kaj takšnega da na status, mi takoj vse pove o njem oz. vsaj večinsko
vsebino njegove glave.

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#563 Sinnaia

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 07:02 PM

^^ Tako je.
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#564 Kinky

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 11:01 PM

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Po menda enem letu sem četala na FB, pa vidim, da se shranjujejo zdaj chati. hmm.gif
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#565 rea

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 11:02 PM

Pri meni še ne.
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#566 Princeska

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 12:14 AM

Kje pa naj bi se to shranili?
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#567 bellini

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 06:54 AM

Shranjujejo se v zasebnih sporočilih. Meni je to tako smotano, da povedat ne morem, zato raje uporabljam gmail chat, če je le možno.
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#568 Kinky

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 07:48 AM

Ja, full je bedno. Jaz tega nočem. No, saj bom zbrisala, ampak vseeno: ali se da kje naštimat, da ti ne shranjuje? Hvala.
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 07:49 AM

kinky, are you hiding something? tongue.gif
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#570 Kinky

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 07:59 AM

twisted.gif Mogoče. Mah na živce mi gre, da se beleži pogovor; NOČEM, kot da bi se z nekom pogovarjala po telefonu, in bi mi poslali transkripcijo. laugh.gif down.gif
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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When you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth.


#571 Sinnaia

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:01 AM

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Tega pa nisem vedela. Skrajno bedno, res.
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 11:46 AM

To je zunaj že sigurno pol leta, do men hvala bogu še ni prišlo in naj tako čimdlje ostane. Meni se tudi zdi neumno, če že, naj shranjuje posebej, ne pa med sporočila.
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 02:39 PM

A pa se da kje naštimat da ti pogovorov iz chata se shranjuje? Bednooooo.

Aja, vidim da je bilo že vprašano isto biggrin.gif
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#574 Limona

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:06 PM

Še ena "genialna":

Otrok reče mami: "Mami s šminko sem pisal po posteljnini." Mama takoj začne pretepati otroka, dokler otrok ni padel v nezavest. Ko je obležal na tleh, mama reče naj odpre oči, ampak bilo je prepozno. Srce se je ustavilo zaradi pretepanja. Na postelji pa je pisalo: " Mami, rad te imam" Prilepi to na svoj zid, vsaj za eno uro, če ste proti zlorabljanju otrok.

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:09 PM

Ta ni nova, ja.. laugh.gif
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#576 Sinnaia

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:13 PM

Že skoraj zimzelena. laugh.gif
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:15 PM

Res ne vem, kdo se kaj takega spomni. Mislim, halooo?? blink.gif
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#578 Kami

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 01:36 PM

QUOTE(Limona @ 12. 7. 2011 - 14:06) View Post

Še ena "genialna":

Otrok reče mami: "Mami s šminko sem pisal po posteljnini." Mama takoj začne pretepati otroka, dokler otrok ni padel v nezavest. Ko je obležal na tleh, mama reče naj odpre oči, ampak bilo je prepozno. Srce se je ustavilo zaradi pretepanja. Na postelji pa je pisalo: " Mami, rad te imam" Prilepi to na svoj zid, vsaj za eno uro, če ste proti zlorabljanju otrok.

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Če je zaradi šminke na posteljnini otrok obležal nezavesten, kaj bi mu šele naredila za alkoholni flomaster na novem kavču cool.gif
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 04:33 PM

Še ena, da se boste zgražale...
‎~ Drage moje punce !
Popoln fant ni tisti, ki je suh, z sixpaxcki, z puno babami okoli sebe in z modnimi oblačili. ! Popoln fant je tisti, ki je zadovoljn sam z sabo, ki te posluša, razume, podpira, je zvest, te zna nasmejati in ki te ima rad takšno kot si. !
Če se strinjaš si prilepi na svoj zid ! ♥

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 04:38 PM

Očitno je ena spoznala, da je njen fant majhen, brez sixpackov in se ne oblači po njenem okusu in se tolaži, da je: zadovoljn sam z sabo, poslušen, razumen, zvest, zabaven in ki te ima rad takšno kot si. !
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