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Started by Padme , Jan 23 2006 06:28 PM

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#461 Braunkopf

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 07:14 PM

Severnooceanijske bojne plese.

Kaj vsebuje Twix?
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Posted 09 April 2007 - 10:34 PM

Rjavo plesen in kravje ušesno maslo!

Zakaj mi mama ne pusti, da si za domačo žival omislim koalo?
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#463 Eli

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 11:37 AM

ker nisi bila pridna!

zakaj še vedno ni ocen od izpita izpred 2 tednov?
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#464 Kinky

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 01:20 PM

Zato ker tvoj profesor nima časa, da jih popravi. Pred tremi tedni se je namreč pridružil skrivnostnemu kultu čaščenja Medvedka Uhca. cool.gif

Zakaj kvadrat ni okrogel?
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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When you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth.

#465 Ancka Pomarancka

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 01:27 PM

Ker je to naloga kroga.

Zakaj Pluton ni več planet?
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#466 Eli

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 01:57 PM

ker ni bil pridn, pa se je zmanjšal!In so ga izključili v poduk vsem drugim, ki bi si morebiti hoteli privoščiti kaj podobnega!

Zakaj ne gledam BB?
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With all the paradoxes in life...i could be mango and not know it!

#467 Coco*

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 02:48 PM

Ker si preveč zvišena za kaj takega. Drama queen tongue.gif


S fantom sva bla na žurki in ko sva plesala me je pošlatal. A sem noseča?
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Posted 10 April 2007 - 02:51 PM

Vprašala bom sošolki jutri in mi je rekla predvčerajšnjim Ja ! wink.gif

Zakaj me tišči lulat ?
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Svet je tak, kot si ga pripravljen videti

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 02:54 PM

Zato, da se moram zdaj jet polulat.

Zakaj se ne bi polulal kar v hlače?
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#470 Neytiri

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 03:02 PM

Ker bi potem vsi okoli tebe pocrkali hmm.gif

Zakaj mi mozolji niso všeč ?
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Svet je tak, kot si ga pripravljen videti

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 03:47 PM

Ker imajo jagode preveč kalorij.

Kaj je deteljica?

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 04:19 PM

izrastek na roki, ki ga lahko jemo, saj je izvrstnega okusa smile.gif

Zakaj mi na zvočniku lučka gori ?
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#473 Hevea

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 05:10 PM

Tole je pa zelo slabo znamenje, draga moja! Opozarja te namreč, da bojo zvočniku vsak čas pregorele baterije, ker mu zmanjkuje bencina, za povrh ma pa še čisto preveč zategnjeno ročno. Če ga hitro ne pogasiš (to se naredi tako, da nanj namečeš zemljo s sosedovega vrta), ti grozi nuklearna eksplozija nepredstavljivih razsežnosti in izbruh mozoljev na zadnjici.


Zakaj nihče več ne pleše makarene?
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Posted 10 April 2007 - 07:34 PM

Ker je zmankalo makaronov.

Edigs ali cenzura?
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Posted 10 April 2007 - 08:18 PM

Liter bencina in zippo!

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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 08:35 PM

x os tongue.gif

kaj je enakratpetnajstminusšestopetdeset?
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Posted 10 April 2007 - 08:53 PM

minusšestopetintrideset

kako je ime pravnuku od dedka mraza?
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Posted 10 April 2007 - 09:02 PM

Dedek Mraz ima celo kopico pravnukov, zato dobiš samo polnoletne moške Evropejce:

Alexander
Bogdan
Cene
Črtomir
Damjan (Murko!)
Edgar
Frančišek
George
Hans
Ilja
Janez (Janša)
Kostja
Larsen
Mujo
Nino
Olga
Pierre
Ramzes
Samo
Štefan
Timotej
Urh
Venčeslav
Zdenko
Žužo

Ima še tri, o katerih pa se ne govori (črne ovce v familji)



Kakšen je bil tvoj dan?
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Posted 10 April 2007 - 09:03 PM

preveč nervozen smile.gif ne vem kaj mi je smile.gif

kakšen pa tvoj draga forumašica/ forumaš? upam da lep wink.gif
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Posted 10 April 2007 - 09:36 PM

hiperkeratotičnopapuloznovezikulnipastuloznibunčkasticističnokontaminoznostafilkokni mit dermatofitijezmalasezijofurfur...
skratka zelo bolan
kaj maš to za bicikla,ki nima verige? bicikl z posebnim gumijastim izvlečkom iz rastlinic za posebne fototksične orgazmične reakcije z veliko sonca??
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