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#441 Kinky

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 08:36 AM

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Duhovniku med mašo zazvonila Smack My B**ch Up :D
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#442 Jinadaze

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 02:53 PM

:lol:
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Posted 07 November 2012 - 03:27 PM

LOL
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#444 Kami

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 03:43 PM

duhovnik z dobrim okusom za glasbo! takoj ga povabim na pivo! :)
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#445 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 05:39 PM

Jaz pa ne ... še vedno je duhovnik.
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#446 Kinky

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 07:48 PM

Bračni par dao ime detetu „New Folder“, dok ne smisle nešto bolje

Read more: http://www.njuz.net/.../#ixzz2DARe3PKt


Eno besedo imam za njih: DEBILI.
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 02:59 AM

Njuz je nekaj takega kot priloga.si. ;)
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Posted 25 November 2012 - 08:27 AM

Haha, sori, vzeto na znanje. :D
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 12:47 PM

Pa zadeva je precej stara, ampak še vedno 80% Srbije pada na to, jaz ne vem, a jim drugi nalašč ne povejo ali so ti preveč tupi, da bi po milijonu takih novic poštekali. :lol:
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#450 Kami

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 12:10 PM


Murko v 'gatah' posnel nov, še bolj seksi koledar

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#451 Ancka Pomarancka

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 12:32 PM

:roll: buh ga nima rad....
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Posted 03 December 2012 - 04:44 PM

Murko v 'gatah' posnel nov, še bolj seksi koledar


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Posted 03 December 2012 - 05:39 PM

Tiste bele gate izgledajo kot plenice :lol:
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Ljudje imajo radi, da jim kaj poveš, v pravih količinah, v skromnem, zaupnem tonu, in mislijo, da te poznajo, ampak te ne poznajo, poznajo podatke o tebi, dobijo samo dejstva, ne občutkov, ne, kaj si misliš o čemer koli, ne, kako si zaradi stvari, ki so se ti zgodile ali si se odločil zanje, tak, kot si. Vse, kar naredijo, je, da te napolnijo s svojimi občutki in mnenji in opažanji in ustvarijo novo življenje, ki ima s tvojim  bolj malo zveze, in tako si varen. (Per Petterson: Konje krast)


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Posted 05 December 2012 - 05:51 PM

Padla s spomenika in si zlomila gleženj
Upokojenka od občine Maribor zahteva 13.800 evrov odškodnine.
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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:23 PM

Malo preveč ameriške trače bere. :P
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#456 Kami

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:02 AM

če bo lezla na kakšne antične piramide, bi tudi znala dobiti tožbo ... tam sigurno ni ne ograje, ne protizdrsne podlage. Pa še bistveno višje so in ne bo šel samo gležen.
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#457 Kinky

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 10:40 AM

Če je pa zadnjič ena ženska meni rekla, da jo je usekalo v križu medtem ko je sedela na faksu, in da je kasneje razmišljala, da bi tožila faks.
Jaz sem jo pogledala, kot da je z Lune padla. Koji K, no????
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 11:28 AM

:lol1:
Vidim, da zamujam obilo priložnosti za bogate odškodnine, jaz sem namreč doživela že stvašta, npr:

- v Šparu me je začela bolet glava
- na avtobusu mi je bilo slabo
- padla sem s kolesom na javni površini v Ljubljani
- zabolel me je zob, ko sem v lokalu srknila vročo pijačo
- pri frizerju me pocukala, ko me je česala
. v knjižnici sem se s komolcem udarila v polico in me je močno zabolelo

Glede na to, da to še zdaleč ni popoln seznam, menim, da mi raznorazne ustanove dolgujejo vsaj par miljonov evrov odškodnine za te travmatične izkušnje.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 11:59 AM

:lol1:
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 07:36 PM

Dobitnik ni prišel po 80 milijonov

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