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tle gor jih je nekej - pac ene kovinske zadeve, tud za srajce zapenjat ucasih (namest gumbov) - taki za skupej stisnt. ti ne znam drugac opisat
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 06:30 PM
adriane, ti zihr nisi tr00, ce ne ves, kaj so neti !
neti
tle gor jih je nekej - pac ene kovinske zadeve, tud za srajce zapenjat ucasih (namest gumbov) - taki za skupej stisnt. ti ne znam drugac opisat
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tle gor jih je nekej - pac ene kovinske zadeve, tud za srajce zapenjat ucasih (namest gumbov) - taki za skupej stisnt. ti ne znam drugac opisat
“Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile, or the light won't come in.” - A. Alda
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 06:34 PM
Hudirja, sedaj vidim, da sploh nisem tr00! 
Hvala za tole razsvetljenje!
Hvala za tole razsvetljenje!
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 06:41 PM
Preveč naporno je bit tr00. Jaz sploh probavala ne bom. 
Ljubezen ni odraz enega samega dogodka, enega samega pogleda ali dotika. Ljubezen se v človeka prikrade počasi in potiho ... in potem se enkrat enostavno zaveš, da imaš nekoga neskončno rad. Zaradi množice vseh njegovih dejanj, pogledov, besed, dotikov, čutenj ... ki ga delajo takšnega, kot je. Mogoče se tega zaveš medtem, ko misliš nanj in ga neskončno pogrešaš, ali pa ko ga pogledaš v oči in v njih najdeš vse, kar obožuješ.
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 06:44 PM
pod zadnjo tocko bi mogl pisat, da se mores vse prejsnje naucit na pamet in jih pred spanjem drdrati v povšter. namest molitvic in v dokaz, da si res tr00!
“Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile, or the light won't come in.” - A. Alda
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 08:08 PM
Kolegica meni na msnju o mojem tipu: Ni vreden tvoje bolezni
Hotla je povedat, da naj grem rajši spat, kot da čvekam z njim na msnju kr sm bolana, pa takšna traparija ratala
Hotla je povedat, da naj grem rajši spat, kot da čvekam z njim na msnju kr sm bolana, pa takšna traparija ratala
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 10:53 AM
He he he, Adriane!!
Ampak neki so pa pozabli: zihr nisi tr00 in evil, če pred spanjem ne zmoliš očenaša v rikverc!
Pa mimogrede: tista o Maidnih je pa kruta! (Iron Maiden so bedni, saj niso black metal, ampak jih toleriraš, ker so eni od začetnikov heavy metala.)
Drugače so bli pa otroc na praksi smešn za počit. Je mela kolegica uro družbe (5. razred) in je rekla: "Zaprite DZ in odprite zemljevide!" En tamau pa: "Na kateri strani pa?"
En je pa ugotovi, da reka ponikalnica kr nekam pogine!
Ampak neki so pa pozabli: zihr nisi tr00 in evil, če pred spanjem ne zmoliš očenaša v rikverc!
Pa mimogrede: tista o Maidnih je pa kruta! (Iron Maiden so bedni, saj niso black metal, ampak jih toleriraš, ker so eni od začetnikov heavy metala.)
Drugače so bli pa otroc na praksi smešn za počit. Je mela kolegica uro družbe (5. razred) in je rekla: "Zaprite DZ in odprite zemljevide!" En tamau pa: "Na kateri strani pa?"
En je pa ugotovi, da reka ponikalnica kr nekam pogine!
I'll place my bets and hope I'll always win
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because I live a life of sin
But it's alright, I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Because I can
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because I live a life of sin
But it's alright, I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Because I can
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 11:00 AM
Kaj pa ona, da greš na koncert in se pred odrom dereš "SATAN!"? 
To, da je Kinky neka wannabe metalka, pa itak vsi vemo. Nič ti ne pomaga, če obeltaš pol Evrope, da se udeležiš takratnih največjih koncertov. Enostavno ni tr00 in pika!
Drugače so bli pa otroc na praksi smešn za počit. Je mela kolegica uro družbe (5. razred) in je rekla: "Zaprite DZ in odprite zemljevide!" En tamau pa: "Na kateri strani pa?"
Saj pa je čisto normalno vprašal..
Eh, zdaj sem šele zaštekala, da ni mislila atlasov pač pa oni zložljivi zemljevid
To, da je Kinky neka wannabe metalka, pa itak vsi vemo. Nič ti ne pomaga, če obeltaš pol Evrope, da se udeležiš takratnih največjih koncertov. Enostavno ni tr00 in pika!
QUOTE(nihrida @ 4. 5. 2007 - 11:53) 
Drugače so bli pa otroc na praksi smešn za počit. Je mela kolegica uro družbe (5. razred) in je rekla: "Zaprite DZ in odprite zemljevide!" En tamau pa: "Na kateri strani pa?"
Saj pa je čisto normalno vprašal..
Eh, zdaj sem šele zaštekala, da ni mislila atlasov pač pa oni zložljivi zemljevid
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
Bruce Lee
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 11:48 AM
Ja, točno tko - zemljevid slovenije.
I'll place my bets and hope I'll always win
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because I live a life of sin
But it's alright, I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Because I can
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because I live a life of sin
But it's alright, I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Because I can
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 01:54 PM
Sovražim besedico 'tr00'!
Moj cheap-healthy-cooking blog
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 01:59 PM
So tr00!
Everything you can imagine is real.
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 02:00 PM
Kaj pa pomeni tr00?
Ljudje imajo radi, da jim kaj poveš, v pravih količinah, v skromnem, zaupnem tonu, in mislijo, da te poznajo, ampak te ne poznajo, poznajo podatke o tebi, dobijo samo dejstva, ne občutkov, ne, kaj si misliš o čemer koli, ne, kako si zaradi stvari, ki so se ti zgodile ali si se odločil zanje, tak, kot si. Vse, kar naredijo, je, da te napolnijo s svojimi občutki in mnenji in opažanji in ustvarijo novo življenje, ki ima s tvojim bolj malo zveze, in tako si varen. (Per Petterson: Konje krast)
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 02:01 PM
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 02:14 PM
QUOTE(Hsul @ 4. 5. 2007 - 14:54)
Sovražim besedico 'tr00'!
12. Če te kdo vpraša, zakaj imaš tako zjebane bulerje, mu odgovori nekaj od naslednjega:
- zbrcal si reperja/rejverja/netr00 metalca ( Lush beware!
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Vuelvo al Sur,
como se vuelve siempre al amor,
vuelvo a vos,
con mi deseo, con mi temor.
como se vuelve siempre al amor,
vuelvo a vos,
con mi deseo, con mi temor.
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 09:59 PM
k smo že glih pr metalu... 
Different storys about a metalhead, a dragon and a princess.....
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some
beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for
about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon,
saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks
her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all
the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy ;axe,
cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns
the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her,
then leaves
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the
front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a
ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front
of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her
dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for
the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he
never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats
his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the
dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the
princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the
last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking
for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets
him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in
a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures
towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
NU-METAL
Protagonist arrives in pimpin' SUV and baggy pants. Dragon sees protagonist's nose ring and snickers. Protagonist whines about bad childhood where his beloved pet canary died and ever since he has been Broken, Numb, Dead Inside, Thoughtless and not Alive. Dragon gets highly annoyed, and eats the protagonist. Princess thanks Dragon.
SPEED METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a blur, starts running around the dragon so fast that it breaks its neck from trying to see him, then runs all over the castle, climbing each staircase three times, screwing the princess at the record speed and disappears before she even realises what's happening
Different storys about a metalhead, a dragon and a princess.....
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some
beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for
about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon,
saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks
her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all
the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy ;axe,
cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns
the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her,
then leaves
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the
front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a
ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front
of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her
dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for
the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he
never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats
his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the
dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the
princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the
last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking
for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets
him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in
a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures
towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
NU-METAL
Protagonist arrives in pimpin' SUV and baggy pants. Dragon sees protagonist's nose ring and snickers. Protagonist whines about bad childhood where his beloved pet canary died and ever since he has been Broken, Numb, Dead Inside, Thoughtless and not Alive. Dragon gets highly annoyed, and eats the protagonist. Princess thanks Dragon.
SPEED METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a blur, starts running around the dragon so fast that it breaks its neck from trying to see him, then runs all over the castle, climbing each staircase three times, screwing the princess at the record speed and disappears before she even realises what's happening
After all this time?
Always.
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Posted 05 May 2007 - 07:27 AM
I'll place my bets and hope I'll always win
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because I live a life of sin
But it's alright, I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Because I can
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because I live a life of sin
But it's alright, I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Because I can
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Posted 06 May 2007 - 09:23 AM
QUOTE(Nincha @ 4. 5. 2007 - 22:59)
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets
him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in
a beautiful pink color
sam tale je pa prou najboljši
Dance...when everything is falling apart, and you have nowhere to go, just turn on the music and let you feelings flow
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Posted 06 May 2007 - 02:26 PM
ja men tut
After all this time?
Always.
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 01:02 PM
Včeraj sem skoraj umrla, ko se s fantom nekaj pogovarjama, in mi on reče, da se mora zdaj še ful ućit, da bo uspešen in bo imel velik denarja, ker potem mi bo vsak teden kupil kako masko od Biorja, pa senčke od Šapela po tehtnem premisleku sem ugotovila, da verjetno gre za maskaro od Diorja, in senčke od Chanela si ga kar predstavljam, ko gre v drogerijo, pa izusti kaj takega
po tehtnem premisleku sem ugotovila, da verjetno gre za maskaro od Diorja, in senčke od Chanela si ga kar predstavljam, ko gre v drogerijo, pa izusti kaj takega
With all the paradoxes in life...i could be mango and not know it!
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 01:09 PM
lol seljacina, dior pa chanel bi pa lahko poznou
Lazje je verjeti lazi, ki si jo slisal stokrat, kot pa resnici, ki je nisi se nikoli
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 08:15 PM
Prikupni bebo! 
There are some things I may not know
There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.
But there's one thing of which I'm sure
My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.
I have found a way to live
in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram
Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram
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