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#21 rea

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 12:55 PM

mal ščurkov pa dva bureka

sam zakaj pa jz ne morm z levo roko pisat?
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#22 kristy

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 12:58 PM

zato ker imaš tri laske drugačne barve!!

zakaj pa je lahko mali leteči lev odjahal na luno??
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#23 Padme

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 01:32 PM

Ker ima sramne uši.

Kaj dobiš, če kloniraš letečega medvedka in palčka smuka?
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#24 DiLeMa

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 01:33 PM

Miniaturnega prismuknjenega medija s krili.

Zakaj žaga žaga?
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Ljubezen ni odraz enega samega dogodka, enega samega pogleda ali dotika. Ljubezen se v človeka prikrade počasi in potiho ... in potem se enkrat enostavno zaveš, da imaš nekoga neskončno rad. Zaradi množice vseh njegovih dejanj, pogledov, besed, dotikov, čutenj ... ki ga delajo takšnega, kot je. Mogoče se tega zaveš medtem, ko misliš nanj in ga neskončno pogrešaš, ali pa ko ga pogledaš v oči in v njih najdeš vse, kar obožuješ.

#25 kristy

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 01:35 PM

zato ker troblja trobi!! biggrin.gif

zakaj miš peca zajca?? blink.gif
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#26 Padme

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 01:40 PM

Ker se ji lušta po makaronih.

Zakaj Jožko ne mara jošk?
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#27 kristy

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 01:54 PM

ker jih vidi zelo velikokrat na kruh namazane!
kako dolgo traja da muha ga pofa*a kitu?? biggrin.gif
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#28 URŠKA

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 02:33 PM

dokler klovn ne omedli zaradi bolečin v laseh

zakaj polž pada navzgor?
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#29 phoebe

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 02:34 PM

zato ker je len!hehehe....

zakaj zaba nima las?
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#30 URŠKA

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 02:36 PM

ker je Herbalov šampon preagresiven

kje se računalnik najlažje razmožuje?
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Posted 24 January 2006 - 02:59 PM

v sosedovi sex-mlekarni.

Zakaj ponoči sonce sveti, podnevi pa luna sije?
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#32 Ana

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 03:23 PM

zaradi tega ker ma lopata kosmate zobe.

kak se reče ritopisanemu piščančku, ki se je pravkar izvalil iz zvočnika?
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#33 kristy

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 03:24 PM

zato ker je muha padla po stopnicah! biggrin.gif

zakaj je definicija pojma enaka 1 kateti na kvadrat + mala hišna sila??
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#34 _Mayckica_

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 08:51 PM

zato ker je sosedov frčomuc urezal kanarčka z žogico

Zakaj kokoši jajca valijo in ne rojevajo biggrin.gif
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#35 kristy

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 08:55 PM

ker je muha njihova babica! biggrin.gif
kako pade debeli suhec z ogromnega stola ?
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#36 Emily

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 07:52 PM

Tako, da že u prvo zgreši in se mu sploh ne uspe nikol usedet, ker je itq tak grozn debel suhec...(lol)

zakaj komar ne rojeva?
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Posted 25 January 2006 - 10:17 PM

Zato k medved ne uporabla skret papirja smile.gif

Zakaj je mobitel brez nog?
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*when you're half way up, you're always half way down*

#38 sweet thing

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 10:22 PM

QUOTE(gea)
Zato k medved ne uporabla skret papirja smile.gif

Zakaj je mobitel brez nog?


ker nima jajc

kaj je levo spodaj v desnem kotu?
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#39 Padme

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 05:12 PM

mišja luknja brez luknje

Kaj vidim, če pogledam levo od desnega kota pri pravem kotu?
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#40 cedevita

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 05:25 PM

ritoja brez riti

zakaj ni 1x1 1?

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