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#321 matej29

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Posted 14 May 2006 - 09:48 PM

da lovi fante biggrin.gif



zaka sploh jemo?
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#322 Braunkopf

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Posted 14 May 2006 - 11:39 PM

Ker brez alkoholnega vrenja račka ne bi ne marala jogurta.

Koliko zraste koža v enem letu?
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#323 metal*girl

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 09:45 AM

5 kubičnih arov

kolk pol sekretnga paperja lahko drevo poserje tongue.gif lol biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
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#324 cedevita

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Posted 23 May 2006 - 06:54 PM

tako, da spije radensko, da mu odštopfa rit

zakaj se meni ne da iti učit? sad.gif mad.gif
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#325 metal*girl

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Posted 23 May 2006 - 07:52 PM

zato ker si preglupa da bi ti sploh kej lah šlo u glavo...sej ne joke...brez zamere prosim
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#326 Emily

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 02:12 PM

QUOTE(cedevita)
tako, da spije radensko, da mu odštopfa rit

zakaj se meni ne da iti učit? sad.gif mad.gif


zato, ker ti dela samo leva polovica v možganski luknji

zakaj se uporablja zobni aparat?
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#327 soraya

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 02:27 PM

Za risanje po zidu.


Zakaj ima J. Lo tolk debelo rit?
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#328 Emily

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 10:12 PM

zato, ker sosedova micka ne daje vsak dan moji mački za jest biggrin.gif

kam daš bonbon?
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Yes, it can happen so quickly. Life as we know it can change in a blink of an eye. Unlikely friendships can blossom, important careers can be tossed aside, a long lost hope can be rekindled. Still, we should be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us. Because all too soon, the day will come when there are no changes left.


#329 metal*girl

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 03:25 PM

utakneš ga u rit da se ti tam raztopi in sladkor poteče po krvi do požiralnika in do grla da lah skozlaš use ven tongue.gif


zaka se mi po kavi spi?
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#330 sahara

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 03:33 PM

ker kokain ne deluje pravilno

zakaj sušimo perilo v dežju?
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#331 metal*girl

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 06:12 PM

zato k nam bi ga drgač sonce zmoču... rolleyes.gif

zaka je bla vidalička dons tok tečna pa se je drla name ko koza :S?
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#332 Emily

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 10:52 PM

zato, ker se je trudla oponašat zombija iz sosedovga hleva.

zakaj so hrčku nehal nohti rast?
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#333 pa3

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Posted 15 June 2006 - 08:33 PM

kr je umru

zkaj je podnevi svtlo ponoči pa tmno?
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#334 Braunkopf

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Posted 17 June 2006 - 05:11 PM

Zato da se lahko črne krave ponoči zlijejo z okolico.

Zakaj imam moker tilnik?
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#335 Emily

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Posted 17 June 2006 - 10:06 PM

zato, ker si pila suho travo.

iz česa je čips?
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#336 Hevea

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 07:03 PM

iz spolnih celic svojih staršev seveda.


koliko kotov ima krava?
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#337 Zlatolaska

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 09:53 AM

Malo manj kot nič.

Zakaj me zobozdravnik prepričuje naj se slečem do pasu če pa mi bo popravil samo en zob?
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#338 *tinchy_ka*

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 08:36 PM

zato ker še vedno neve da si morš slečt hlače namesto majce


zakaj ma roza žaba tok douge lase?
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#339 Zablujenka

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 08:56 PM

Ker je dvoživka biggrin.gif

Zakaj je kri rdeča?
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#340 Braunkopf

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 10:19 PM

Da lažje fotocelulizira.

Kaj je to čajovnica?
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