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#2781
Posted 23 September 2011 - 04:52 PM

[Napoleon]
#2782
Posted 23 September 2011 - 05:02 PM

V enih čevljih je pustil (vsakega v svojem čevlju), ker jih je enkrat obul samo za smeti nest, potem si jih je pa nastavil, da bo šel z njimi na bližnji hrib s psom. In jaz sesam, premikam/pospravljam čevlje, naenkrat prrrrrrrrrrr in bljop in ... ni bilo več štumfa. Nisem mu (še) povedala, drugi štumf sem vzela ven in mu nastavila en par novih, vsakega v svoj čevelj seveda.

#2783
Posted 23 September 2011 - 05:07 PM

Nila...hehehe. Sam je pa priden, da čuva zokne lepo v parih. Jaz po vsakem pranju od fanta najdem samo po en zokn od para. Ne vem, kje vse pozgubi...

#2784
Posted 23 September 2011 - 05:10 PM

#2785
Posted 24 September 2011 - 11:37 AM
Nekaj smešnega sem sanjala in se zbudila od lastnega smeha, prav na glas sem se smejala.

Normality is a paved road: It's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.
― V. Van Gogh
#2786
Posted 24 September 2011 - 12:19 PM
#2787
Posted 25 September 2011 - 12:19 AM
Posesala sem fantov štumf.

Nisem mu (še) povedala
Zakaj ga ne vzames iz vrecke za sesalec, otreses, operes in bo? : )
Tašika

#2788
Posted 26 September 2011 - 08:33 AM

Zadnjič mi je zopet nekaj briljantnega ratalo.

Sem na poti domov iz Mb, me kliče mati, da geta na piknik. Ok, se pripeljem domov na dvorišče s svojim!!! avtom, vidim da je mamin avto doma, gledam dalje, ki je moj avto. Besno vzamem telefon, da bom poklicala mamo, zakaj pri bogu sta vzela moj!!! avto, in mi pustila doma njunega, če sm lepo povedala, da zvečer še nekam grem. Se nekaj obrnem nazaj čez ramo, nakar mi kapne, da valda sedim v svojem avtu.


[Napoleon]
#2789
Posted 26 September 2011 - 10:51 PM

There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.
#2790
Posted 27 September 2011 - 12:07 AM

jaz sem dans nrdila kot ti, naročila solato s piščancem brez piščanca!
There are some things I may not know
There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.
But there's one thing of which I'm sure
My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.
I have found a way to live
in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram
Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram
#2791
Posted 27 September 2011 - 04:22 PM


#2792
Posted 28 September 2011 - 07:01 PM

Danes sem hotela narediti pire krompir, dam vse sestavine v multipraktik, ga vklopim, in gledam, zakaj nikakor noče krompirja zmučkat, potem pa ugotovim, da ni rezila v multipraktiku.


[Napoleon]
#2793
Posted 28 September 2011 - 07:42 PM
pire krompir se na roko dela, mečka.
S spoštovanjem,
društvo ljubiteljev krompirja
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When you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth.
#2794
Posted 28 September 2011 - 07:51 PM


#2795
Posted 28 September 2011 - 08:41 PM


#2796
Posted 28 September 2011 - 08:47 PM
#2797
Posted 28 September 2011 - 08:48 PM
SKUPAJ ZMOREMO. KROMPIR JE ŽIVILO ENAKOVREDNO OSTALIM IN ZAHTEVAMO, DA SE Z NJIM TAKO RAVNA.

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When you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth.
#2798
Posted 28 September 2011 - 08:49 PM

#2799
Posted 28 September 2011 - 09:00 PM
#2800
Posted 28 September 2011 - 09:03 PM

There are some things I may not know
There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.
But there's one thing of which I'm sure
My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.
I have found a way to live
in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram
Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram
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