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#2381 Ancka Pomarancka

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 08:47 AM

Žalostna novica prihaja zopet iz sveta glasbe!

Damjana Murka so zjutraj našli v njegovi hotelski sobi,

ŽIVEGA.


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Posted 29 July 2011 - 09:05 AM

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 09:20 AM

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 09:42 AM

Grda.
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#2385 Adriane

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 11:22 AM

Jaz sem ga na gsm dobla v Bieber verziji. NEvšečno.
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#2386 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 12:32 PM



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Damjan Murko je kul. -.-
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 08:03 AM

Kako se latinski kaže impotencija? VIDI, MENI, VISI

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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 11 August 2011 - 08:33 AM

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''I have a great imaginary world, but sometimes I need things to happen for real.'' (A.M.)

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 05:14 PM



Kako ugotoviš, kdo v prostoru ima iPhone-a?


Sam pove.
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Posted 01 September 2011 - 11:45 PM

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”




A blonde is typing in her PIN at the ATM. The blonde behind her shouts 'HA! I saw your PIN! It's four X's!'
And the first blonde shouts back, 'NO, it's not! It's 4792! HA!'
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Posted 02 September 2011 - 07:54 AM

Psihiater vprasa pacienta:"in kdaj ste ugotovili, da ste konj?".... " Ze takrat, ko sem bil zrebicek!"
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 10:55 PM

Za Anch:

Passwordi na IRCu: http://i.imgur.com/oD2G2.jpg

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(Casi zrtev "What does alt f4 do to you?" > : )).
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Rape of the mind is a social disorder...

#2393 Ancka Pomarancka

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:03 AM

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:10 AM

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Rape of the mind is a social disorder...

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 07:02 AM

Pokoplje mož ženo in uredi vse potrebno na pokopališču.
Ko pride domov se vlije, utrga se oblak, grmi, strele švigajo povsod,...

Pogleda mož v nebo in reče:

- Prispela je!
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#2396 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 07:51 AM




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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#2397 Sarah

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 05:20 PM

HRABER:

Prideš sredi noči pijan domov,
žena je že v postelji ampak ne spi.
Vzameš stol, se vsedeš zraven postelje nakar te žena vpraša:
"Ja kaj pa ti delaš????".
In ti ti ji odgovoriš:
"Želim sedeti v prvi vrsti, ko se bo začel ves ta CIRKUS!"

HRABREJŠI:
Prideš sredi noči domov,
žena te čaka z metlo v rokah in ti jo vprašaš:
"Kaj je stara....čistiš ali misliš kam odleteti?"

NAJBOLJ HRABER:
Prideš sredi noči pijan domov,
dišiš po ženskem parfumu in imaš šminko na ovratniku srajce.
Pokneš ženo po riti in ji rečeš:
"Ti si naslednja!"

HRABER V TRI P.... M.......
Prideš sredi noči domov z ljubico
in šepneš ženi na uho:
"Delaj se, da si moja sestra!"

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 07:28 PM

Na podlagi določb Uredbe Komisije (EU) 313/2011 je dana možnost državljanom

ostalih držav članic EU, da POSVOJIJO enega ali več Grkov.

Mesečni strošek posvojitve je EUR 500,00.

Grk bo delal za vas vse tisto, za kar vi nimate časa.

Spal bo do enajstih. Šel bo namesto vas na kavico ali cigareto.

Po kosilu si bo privoščil siesto, zvečer bo namesto vas šel v kavarno ali bo

gledal televizijo.

Za dodatnih 50 EUR se bo namesto vas sprehajal po Facebooku in ostalih

socialnih omrežjih.
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“Point of view is everything.“ (Kathleen Winter: Annabel.)


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#2399 Jinadaze

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 07:30 PM


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Posted 06 October 2011 - 07:37 AM

Pri zdravniku
Gospod doktor,imam problem pri seksu. Moj lulček je kot pes.
Kako to mislite?
Moji ženi noče nič, a sosedo bi pa kr rastrgal!



Blondinka je vstopila v prodajalno sadja in zelenjave in prodajalcu rekla: “Rada bi kupila eno banano!”
“Če kupite dve boste lahko eno tudi pojedli!” ji je odvrnil prodajalec.
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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