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#2301 Immortelle

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:21 PM

QUOTE(Fluffy The Stud Eater @ 6. 3. 2010 - 23:20) View Post


Aja, to glih ne spada v to temo, pa vendar - prekvčeraj ena stara oma je šla za mano do bloka in je imela
en krzneni montln (sigurno je bilo pravo krzno, grem stavit ... no, to je stvar, ki mi gre zelo na živce). Pa jaz pospešim in ji pred nosom spizdim v
blok. In ona je očitno k nekomu prišla na obisk, ni imela ključa. Pa mi trka po steklenih vratih (jaz sem še
pošto jemala ven), a sem bila seveda gluha. Dober občutek je bil. Naj si najprej crketino dal dol iz svojega
gnilega telesa, potem pa se bomo naprej pogovarjali, stara smrduharica.



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#2302 Jinadaze

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:22 PM



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Jaz na busu nikoli ne odstopim zica babam v crkovini, pa če je stara 85 let in komaj stoji. Boli me kurac.


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#2303 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:22 PM




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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
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#2304 Zoey

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:26 PM

ja! prasica stara! mar bi tist keš porabla za nove kolke!
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Ne, ona nima žametnih oči in niti kodrov mehkih kakor svila, 
če sneg je bel, ga v njenih nedrih ni in usta bi se od koral ločila.
Sem videl rože bele in rdeče, na njenih licih take ne cveto
in so dišave, ki so bolj dehteče, kot vonj, ki diha njeno ga telo. 
Njen glas poslušam rad, četudi vem da zvoki strun prijetneje zvene, 
kako boginje hodijo ne vem; ko ona hodi, stopa kot ljudje.
Pa vendar se mi zdi bolj očarljiva kot vse, ki pesem jih slavi lažniva.


#2305 Jinadaze

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:26 PM



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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:28 PM

QUOTE(Fluffy The Stud Eater @ 6. 3. 2010 - 23:01) View Post


_Planet_, sem ti že večkrat mislila rečt, da bi se midve v real odlično razumeli.
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Šuša, ti si meni taka uganka - po videzu delujes ful nezno in milo, ampak, ko usekas, gre pa do kolka. laugh.gif


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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:53 PM

QUOTE(Plain Jane @ 6. 3. 2010 - 18:49) View Post

Kranjske klobase, omg bruh! Al pa KRVAVICE! (batina in pol lol1.gif ) Hrenovke pa včasih, to pa priznam. oops.gif


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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:58 PM

QUOTE(_Planet_ @ 6. 3. 2010 - 23:28) View Post

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Šuša, ti si meni taka uganka - po videzu delujes ful nezno in milo, ampak, ko usekas, gre pa do kolka. laugh.gif



hehe ma ja js sm ful presenetljiva. vsi me sam gledajo ko začnem klet xD sploh k mamtak posebn glas no...men je čudn, sam se ne ujema s karakterjem k ga mam xD
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Ne, ona nima žametnih oči in niti kodrov mehkih kakor svila, 
če sneg je bel, ga v njenih nedrih ni in usta bi se od koral ločila.
Sem videl rože bele in rdeče, na njenih licih take ne cveto
in so dišave, ki so bolj dehteče, kot vonj, ki diha njeno ga telo. 
Njen glas poslušam rad, četudi vem da zvoki strun prijetneje zvene, 
kako boginje hodijo ne vem; ko ona hodi, stopa kot ljudje.
Pa vendar se mi zdi bolj očarljiva kot vse, ki pesem jih slavi lažniva.


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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:01 AM

^^Haha, to sem pa vidla to skupino na FB. Ta mi tok čorava deluje, da ji bo to njen poročni šopek. wacko.gif Drugač sem se komi prislila, da sem napisala ta vulgaren izraz na B (v resnici tega niti izgovorit ne morem laugh.gif )

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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:10 AM




Jaz sem se pa pošteno nasmejala skupini "Hvala bogu za mamico in očija". butl.gif

Pa če samo malo pogledaš ksihte ljudi, ki so včlanjeni notri, zabavno.


Kao reakcija na novi družinski zakonik.

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#2311 Plain Jane

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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:14 AM

^^Si me spomnila na to, da nam na faksu poleg novega DZ omenjajo še oz. dajejo stalno primere s temi bulmastifi. Recimo, sosed vam da v zastavo sosedovega bulmastifa in vi z njim počnete vse živo. In cela predavalnica v smeh. huh.gif
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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:17 AM

QUOTE(Plain Jane @ 7. 3. 2010 - 0:01) View Post
Drugač sem se komi prislila, da sem napisala ta vulgaren izraz na B (v resnici tega niti izgovorit ne morem laugh.gif )


Ti bi živčnega fasala zraven mene. laugh.gif


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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:18 AM

QUOTE(Plain Jane @ 7. 3. 2010 - 0:14) View Post

^^Si me spomnila na to, da nam na faksu poleg novega DZ omenjajo še oz. dajejo stalno primere s temi bulmastifi. Recimo, sosed vam da v zastavo sosedovega bulmastifa in vi z njim počnete vse živo. In cela predavalnica v smeh. huh.gif



Hja, kaj češ ... debili so in očitno bodo vedno v prevladi.

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:33 AM

QUOTE(Šuša @ 6. 3. 2010 - 23:58) View Post

hehe ma ja js sm ful presenetljiva. vsi me sam gledajo ko začnem klet xD sploh k mamtak posebn glas no...men je čudn, sam se ne ujema s karakterjem k ga mam xD


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QUOTE(Plain Jane @ 7. 3. 2010 - 0:01) View Post

Drugač sem se komi prislila, da sem napisala ta vulgaren izraz na B (v resnici tega niti izgovorit ne morem laugh.gif )


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QUOTE(Fluffy The Stud Eater @ 7. 3. 2010 - 0:10) View Post


Jaz sem se pa pošteno nasmejala skupini "Hvala bogu za mamico in očija". butl.gif



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#2315 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:35 AM



Zmotila sem se v besednem vrstnem redu. Pravilno je: BOGU HVALA ZA OČIJA IN MAMICO! sleep.gif


Pri opisu pa piše:
Proti novemu družinskemu zakoniku! Bog je ustvaril Moža in ženo, da se ljubita in ustvarita družino,
če bi hotel bi ustvaril homoseksualce že on!

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:39 AM



Hoho, to pa je še ena stopnja v debilizmu več. laugh.gif

Lahko bi mi poslala invite, btw. dry.gif


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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:40 AM

OMG ohmy.gif (da o pravopisu ne govorim) ... za zjokat ... cry.gif
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#2318 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:42 AM

QUOTE(Jinadaze @ 7. 3. 2010 - 0:39) View Post

Hoho, to pa je še ena stopnja v debilizmu več. laugh.gif

Lahko bi mi poslala invite, btw. dry.gif

A misliš, da sem včlanjena??!!
Če bi bila, upam, da imam tako dobre prijatelje, da me odpeljejo na psihiatrijo.

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#2319 Jinadaze

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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:43 AM



Čudno bi se mi zdelo, da ne bi bila, glede na to, da zagovarjajo vse tvoje nazore. laugh.gif


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#2320 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:54 AM




Šššt, da te kdo ne čuje.

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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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