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#2261 Kalypso

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 09:47 PM

lol1.gif lol1.gif Okica je asica. thumbup.gif
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#2262 Braunkopf

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 09:49 PM

Ma ja, sam ko zapreš kopalnico, da ne bi šla not itak ne pomaga, ker se je tudi naučila vrata odpirat.


Kok je šele meni fajn, ker imam spalnico tik ob kopalnici in pol celo noč wc poslušam.
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#2263 Kinky

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 09:52 PM

A zna tudi vrata odpreti? laugh.gif
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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#2264 rea

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 09:54 PM

se človk vpraša, a ma sploh smisu, da kluč vtaknem not pa zaklenem, sj bo znala še odklent čez 1 dan! laugh.gif
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

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#2265 Fluffy The Stud Eater

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 09:54 PM




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Ampak meni je še vedno zmagovalna tista slika s črnuhom (Žužek ali kako mu je že ime), ko se je
spravil v rolo od papirja, ROFL.
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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">“Someone once told me the definition of Hell: </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
- </span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Anonymous</span></span></span></p>
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#2266 Braunkopf

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 09:56 PM

Lol, trust me, zdaj se ne bi več. laugh.gif He's one fat cat now.


Ja Kinky, zna odpret vrata, skrivnost zaklepanja je pa njenemu veleumu še nerazrkita.
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#2267 rea

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 09:58 PM

sj to... zaenkrat še...
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

#2268 Braunkopf

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 10:01 PM

Ma ja, če pa še to pogrunta, pol pa ne vem. Pasoš narest očitno. Pa kresničko. biggrin.gif
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#2269 rea

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 10:09 PM

zakaj pasoš?
če pa še to pogrunta, pa jz predlagam aktivacijo stranišča s skenerjem mehurja in črevesja... če ne zazna polnosti, ne odpre.
pol pa naj mačk s praznim mehurjem, k hoče sam vece splahovat, taco gor polaga ĐABE
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

#2270 Braunkopf

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 10:11 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Ok, bom dala oglas za sponzorje. biggrin.gif
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#2271 Adriane

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 10:15 PM

Hihihihihi, Meet the parents movie style thumbup.gif

rea. lol1.gif
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#2272 rea

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Posted 20 April 2010 - 10:16 PM

evo sm ti zajebala idejo, mačka od braunkopf.... beat me, beat me...
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 08:20 AM

laugh.gif Ste me nasmejale!!!!
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#2274 Braunkopf

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 09:32 AM

Ej jst sem danes tok neprespana zarad tega. sad.gif
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Posted 21 April 2010 - 10:17 AM


Danes mi je en fuuul šiki drugošolček prinesel rože, ful je bil posrečen. lol1.gif
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Posted 21 April 2010 - 10:30 AM

^ja pa iiiiiiii, še obstajajo gentelmani thumbup.gif

Moja norost danes v službi? Želim iti na stranišče, ko vsa začudena ugotovim, da me je nekdo zaklenil v pisarno biggrin.gif In kaj jaz naredim? Kličem na centralo, kjer se vsi pogovori seveda snemajo in lepo prosim telefonsitko, če mi pride odklenit laugh.gif Z drugega nadstropja pa ne mislim plazit čez okno. wink.gif
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Posted 21 April 2010 - 11:17 AM

Kupil sem cd, ki je album št. 2. Vtaknem ga v player in mi displej pokaže, da je to album št. 1. hmm.gif Nato pogledam, kaj pravi domača stran založnika, kje so tud sampli vseh komadov. Izkaže se je, da je na mojem cdju ena totalno tretja muska. blink.gif hmm.gif
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 11:51 PM

Spet laufam na manj kot 5 ur spanca v 40+ urah in sem med umivanjem zob ter hkratnim letanjem gor, dol, levo,desno, vmes spraznil gobec v kuhinjsko korito.

Nimam pojma na kaj sem mislil.
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Posted 29 April 2010 - 01:31 AM

QUOTE(Sinnaia @ 14. 4. 2010 - 8:37) View Post

Pa si ti pisala o tem tukaj na forumu? Imam v spominu, da je že (vsaj) ena pisala kle o nekem takem pripetljaju... Kar je seveda žalost, ker to pomeni, da se takšne stvari ne dogajajo prav redko...svašta.


Jaz sem verjetno ta presrečnica, ki je bila deležna avtobusnega drkača. sick.gif Zgodilo se je pa na povsem nabasanem busu, pri zadnji šipi. Jaz sem gledala skozi okno, vsa zamišljena, nakar se je bolnik zrinil čez cel bus z dvema vrečama solate in se parkiral na moji desni. Odložil je vrečki, ampak potem je tole odlaganje in "šarjenje" tam spodaj trajalo malce dolgo in je zmotilo moje sanjarjenje. Pogledala sem desno in navzdol in zagledala ... Jap, še dobro, da je bila ravno postaja in da sem stala pri vratih. Me je kar odneslo ven. Ogabno. cry.gif Pa gršega k**** še nisem videla v življenju..

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#2280 rea

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Posted 29 April 2010 - 02:07 AM

jz tud!
enkrat na 11ki k sm šla v polje, pa model tko dela svoje, jz to opazm, ga pobulm pa rečm oo modeellll, pa se obrnm pa nrdim koraks tran pa model men boš že še vidla, lol.
tak mal starejši, suh, mal puklast, brez las, v takih pustih sivo modrih oblačilih hodi naokol.
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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