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#2181 levck

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 06:05 PM

Močan potres strese Kosovo, kjer življenje izgubi 20.000 šiptarjev.
Država razglasi izredno stanje in naprosi za pomoč tuje države.
Slovenci prvi priskočijo na pomoč in ponudijo 20.000 nadomestnih šiptarjev.
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 02:24 PM

Chuck Norris zmaga Tour de France z orbitrekom!
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#2183 Hevea

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 02:54 PM

Pomojem nima za burek proti Sinnai sleep.gif tongue.gif
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#2184 Adriane

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 02:57 PM

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 03:56 PM

Hočete dober vic?





Amerika na SPju. biggrin.gif
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como se vuelve siempre al amor,
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 04:05 PM

QUOTE(levck @ 17. 6. 2010 - 19:05) View Post

Močan potres strese Kosovo, kjer življenje izgubi 20.000 šiptarjev.
Država razglasi izredno stanje in naprosi za pomoč tuje države.
Slovenci prvi priskočijo na pomoč in ponudijo 20.000 nadomestnih šiptarjev.

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#2187 fifa

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 04:47 PM

En včerajšnji:

Team USA called Chuck Norris to help in today's match but he and his Delta Team landed in Slovakia.
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#2188 Sinnaia

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 05:51 PM

QUOTE(Hevea @ 18. 6. 2010 - 15:54) View Post

Pomojem nima za burek proti Sinnai sleep.gif tongue.gif



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#2189 Zoey

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 07:05 PM

Hitler organizira tek na 60 metrov in reče: Prvega in zadnjega bomo ustrelili. no pa začnimo: prva 2 na štart. hahahaha:D

Hitler reče židom: danes bomo igrali vaterpolo, vi boste imeli rdeče kapice, krokodili pa modre.
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Ne, ona nima žametnih oči in niti kodrov mehkih kakor svila, 
če sneg je bel, ga v njenih nedrih ni in usta bi se od koral ločila.
Sem videl rože bele in rdeče, na njenih licih take ne cveto
in so dišave, ki so bolj dehteče, kot vonj, ki diha njeno ga telo. 
Njen glas poslušam rad, četudi vem da zvoki strun prijetneje zvene, 
kako boginje hodijo ne vem; ko ona hodi, stopa kot ljudje.
Pa vendar se mi zdi bolj očarljiva kot vse, ki pesem jih slavi lažniva.

#2190 Adriane

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 02:10 AM

The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jamal, aged 6 ˇ-ˇ
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Posted 20 June 2010 - 02:38 AM



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<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The last day you have on earth, the person you became </span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:georgia, serif;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">will meet the person you could have become.”<br>
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Posted 20 June 2010 - 08:36 AM

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAH. XDDDD
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 08:49 PM



Kako seksajo Gorenci?

Dec na hrbtu, da steče nazaj.


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Posted 21 June 2010 - 09:13 PM

Vuvuzela has two ends: at one end there is noise and the other end, a FUCKING IDIOT. dry.gif
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 11:00 PM

Chuck Norris je edini človek na svetu, ki je zbral vse sličice hrvaških nogometašev s svetovnega prvenstva.
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 11:05 PM

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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 11:07 PM

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 06:53 PM

Umiram ob vseh na tej strani! lol1.gif
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 09:51 PM

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy"

When asked why such a big password, she said (wait for it)....

... that it had to be at least 8 characters long.

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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

Silence took over... and the masochist says:

"Meow."
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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When you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth.

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 11:02 PM

'Just got a new South African girlfriend. I've just discovered if I write 'Vuvuzela' on my cock, she blows it for 90 minutes.'

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