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#2121 rea

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 12:01 AM

Chuck Norris je edini, ki se lahko podpiše na zvočni zid.
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 09:10 AM

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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 09:52 PM

^^

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Anger management

A husband asks his wife,'You never argue when I get mad at you. How do you always control your anger?'
'I clean the toilet,' she replies.
'How does that help?' he asks.


'I use your toothbrush!!'




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#2124 rea

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 10:01 PM

hahaha ;d

kako posadiš 4 geje na 1 stol?

obrneš ga okrog
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 10:04 PM

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OBA VICA. LOL
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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” (Charles Bukowski)

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When you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth.

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 10:05 PM

Hahahahahahaha.
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Posted 31 May 2010 - 10:06 PM

Chuck Norris lahko Super Mariota spravi v levo. laugh.gif
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Posted 31 May 2010 - 10:09 PM

omg xD kruta hehehehe
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Ne, ona nima žametnih oči in niti kodrov mehkih kakor svila, 
če sneg je bel, ga v njenih nedrih ni in usta bi se od koral ločila.
Sem videl rože bele in rdeče, na njenih licih take ne cveto
in so dišave, ki so bolj dehteče, kot vonj, ki diha njeno ga telo. 
Njen glas poslušam rad, četudi vem da zvoki strun prijetneje zvene, 
kako boginje hodijo ne vem; ko ona hodi, stopa kot ljudje.
Pa vendar se mi zdi bolj očarljiva kot vse, ki pesem jih slavi lažniva.

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 10:35 PM

Chuck Norris se lahko kiklopu poščije med oči!

Chuck Norris je lovil 2 lopova. En je ušel v levo ulico, drugi v desno. Chuck Norris je šel za obema hkrati in ju ujel!
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:21 AM

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Kolega za svojega novorojencka pravi, da je kot C. Norris - he doesn't sleep he waits. : D
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:25 AM

Lol, dobra. Pa boga mami. biggrin.gif
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como se vuelve siempre al amor,
vuelvo a vos,
con mi deseo, con mi temor.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:26 AM

;)
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:11 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Children wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:24 PM

Za koga bo na svetovnem prvenstvu navijal PožigaŁec?

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:26 PM

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJ ZMAGA thumbup.gif thumbup.gif thumbup.gif
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Vuelvo al Sur,
como se vuelve siempre al amor,
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con mi deseo, con mi temor.

#2136 Ancka Pomarancka

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:41 PM

za Švico fuŁ laugh.gif
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:52 PM

QUOTE(Braunkopf @ 1. 6. 2010 - 11:25) View Post

Lol, dobra. Pa boga mami. biggrin.gif


Word!

Vsi o Norrisu laugh.gif


Ta zadnega ne štekam. Mogoče nisem v toku s časom, al pa v stiku z realnostjo...al pa sem sam glupacha oops.gif
Mi razloži ena foro? Plis. smile.gif

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:55 PM

Ekatereina, a veš una fora s čefurjem, k je bil kao požigalec in je zašvicu ful?

Lej:

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

Zadnja fora pa je pač del besedne igre na to temo smile.gif
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There are some things I may not know                  

There are some places, dear Lord, I may not go.

But there's one thing of which I'm sure

My God is real for I can feel him in my soul.

 

I have found a way to live  

in the presence of the Lord Hare Ram, Ram, Ram

Hare Ram, Ram, Ram, Sita Ram, Ram, Ram

 

 

 

#2139 Ancka Pomarancka

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 02:57 PM

Fora je zarad požigalca

"kaj ti bo torba pa kolo"
"je zašvicu ful"

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:02 PM

Hvala, srce si blush2.gif
Zgleda, da res nisem na tekočem. Grem brat na link. smile.gif

Hvala Ančka. Sem pozabla že prejšnjič vprašat, kaj je fora teh for? heheh. Si me spomnla zdej.

Brat na link sem napisala, budala laugh.gif Nism niti opazla, da je youtube. Že gledam laugh.gif
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